A Routine By Lenny Bruce

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Dig: I’m Jewish. Count Basie’s Jewish, Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish. B’nai B’rith is goyish, Hadassah, Jewish.
If you life in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn’t matter even if you’re Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte Montana you’re going to be goyish even if you’re Jewish.
Kool-Aid is goyish. Evaporated milk is goyish even if the Jews invented it. Chocolate is Jewish, and fudge is goyish. Fruit salad is Jewish, Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish
Negroes are all Jews…