dream -- fish

[e_dog]

"Our special tonight
is baked fillet of piranha
with a mango glaze
and a pumpkin mash
on the side.

For desert
we have two offerings:
a sorbet of ice
with rusty nails
sticking out of it;
and a plate
of flesh."

"What variety of flesh?"

"It's the chef's
surprise."

"Ooh, goody!"