That's life in the pickle factory

[jimboloco]

This old guy told me a lady said to him, "I wanna sample of urine."

He said, "I'd like a sample of yourn too!"

Last nite at work I finished giving report to Vilna, then got up so Marian could give report to Vilna. Marian says, "Ooh this seat is still warm!"

I says, "It's almost like you were sitting in my lap!"

She goes, "Oh, thAT'S TOO CUTE!"

Vilna is embarrassed, but cools it.

I reach for my wallet, it's a 20 an a single.
I says, "I ain't gonna give you 20, here's a dollar," and
pretend to try stuffing it down her scrub top, just clowning around.

She says, "Don't ever change!"

(Don't worry I won't, you Republican chickenhawk, I love ya tho. )

Gees , I got a sigmoidoscopy, I was watching myself on the tv screen, I am thinking, this feels like I've got my head up my ass!

Don't wanna even talk about my first prostate exam. Forgetaboutit!