so i guess it seems i have the run of the place

[firsty]

no one here, me waiting for a meeting to start, all blasted on ... and caffeine. i wonder what i can say that will really piss people off. or maybe i should just piss in the corner and then leave. ha. smelly smelly. have you ever been that guy who ended a party by shitting in the closet and thinking you were shitting in the can and then trying to deny it the next morning to your friends who saw the whole thing? fuckin crazy times. not really. i'm going to leave it to the monkeys to really go crazy here. they know all the best rules to break.

[singlemalt]

maybe you can just dry dock a load in the Studio 8 bathroom. that'll get someone's attention.

yee ha!

[firsty]

am i the only one in the world who thinks that kidnapping tony blair's kid was a good idea?

countless fathers have their children kidnapped from them by the govt and put into mommy's arms every single day. countless. every day. what excuse does the govt have? not as much as a father who hasnt seen his kids in years and wants to raise awareness.

ah yeah baby. knowing fathers like i do they prolly woulda taken the little kid to an amusement park or something. fuck it. at this point they have nothing to lose. end up in jail? who cares? ever had your kids taken away from you because of the fleshy organ between your legs? freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose and when you aint got nothin you got nothin left to lose yeah yeah. aw what a shame to have a child taken away. that happens EVERY DAY. thas right. get it?

whats todays free benzadrine? my phone is wiggling.

[firsty]

to clarify - just for the sake of making the point, i dont think it was a good idea or would have been a good idea. but from a humanist standpoint, i can understand the desperation of fathers, and i also believe that what is happening now to kids is worse than what these guys were briefly "planning". not that that makes it right. but the outrage is a little misplaced.

[firsty]

has anyone noticed that the only miner who barely survived the first recent disaster has a last name of mccloy (close enough for bad analogy purposes, so says i), the president or whatever the fuck of the sago mines is named hatfield, and one of the miners dead most recently is also named hatfield? this all happening in west virginia? whatthefuck?