Idiots step forward. Others need not apply.

[gypsyjoker]

Hey pardon the sock puppet Cat but I got a whole drawer ofclean socks because that lazy alter ego of mine has finally done laundry, I been sleeping on clean sheets again, I feel like a normal person.

Fuck Them.

Yours Truly,

ABC/P2P

I laughingly tell myself I am my own boss, I am an independent contractor and amateur phenomenologist zennjudist idiot myself. I am One glib sum bitch cat, I could sell icue cubes to eskimos. Well anyway i sell office supplies kind of free lance. But I dont sign my paychecks just deposit them. But stilll it is a pleasant little sham. I sell a lot of paperclips. I just have to trust myself, jimmy cricket on my shoulder thing. At this late date if I have not figured out a simple thing like ethics it just don't matter.

To me the worst bosses are the ones who can not make decisions.

"they say i was a rebel until i reached the age of five, it was then that I got caught up in the struggle to survive..." peggy wilson quoting from geezer memory.

[mousey1]

Well, there are always idiots in the wood pile!

How much wood could an idiot chuck if an idiot could chuck wood!

A helluva lot I'll tell you...a helluva lot!

and sticks and stones too!

Idiots come in many forms and sizes,
just sign on the dotted line
eat your curds and wave
because the fat lady
has nut yet sung.

[stilltrucking]

puss is shaking in his boots
the windows rattle
the floor vibrates
because the
the mouse has roared.

[Ann Bingham]

Maybe, but I think he'd run from an elephant.

I'm only idiotic when I have a blond moment, which is usually when I'm awake.

So comforting to know I'm not alone.

I'm sure ST will quote that to me later.

love lots

[Traveller13]

Let's see.
99% of what I know comes from what people wrote, or told me. So if an idiot is someone who doesn't know, or who naively believes what people tell him, I'm one.
However if an idiot is someone who makes lies and buys them afterwards, then I'm one too because I apropriate myself what people tell me or write as mine, ideas and information I own because I know, and consider them as an absolute true or false. What's more I can even forget where I got those ideas from in the first place, and build other ideas on the first ideas to create a pyramid of pink jelly brainjuice and "everybody-knows-that"'s.

However idiot comes from an ancient greek word which meant "peculiar"
I like being peculiar
lol

[stilltrucking]

Traveller that leaves me in a fine pickle cause I have always believed everything you ever said

Ann I am sorry about the quotes, I should use more emoticons.

One of the best jobs I ever had was babysitting elephants for a circus. The owner's wife had a little bitty dog, a very feisty dog. That dog could cower an elephant. It was amazing to watch. Their toe nails are very sensitive she would go for the feet.

[Traveller13]

lol excellent story
bono the chihuaua playing the elephant's paper tiger

well, what can I say
oh yeah, no refunds lol

It's amazing what you can make yourself, or other people, believe.
Against all common sense, people are actually believing that the Earth is spherical and is revolving around the Sun, without experiencing it directly.
At the time when the Earth was flat and the center of the universe, people held beliefs that were as strong as ours, and were believing it because others told them too.

So in 2054 when scientists will discover that the Earth is actually a mickeymouse hypersphere, what'll happen?
All disney fans will go crazy
and start a collective suicide towards the center of our planet
for eternal peace

...yeah.

I think that if you actually are an idiot instead of pretending to be one, true and false no longer matter as much, because you realise that they're just beliefs too. And if you don't like it, all you have to do is change them.

That's one of the things I like in zen.

[mousey1]

There is an abundance of idiocy
in this bundle of secrecy
this indelible inkspot called life

What do you see?
Animated caricature?
Real TV?
Comicbook zealot?
Orgasmic entity?
The plain truth told somewhat creatively?
What do you see?

Tis only a reflection
a close encounter with your reality.

[stilltrucking]

If you get in a tug of war with an elephant, you may be an idiot. She grabbed the bucket with her trunk and started pulling on it. She was not a full sized adult yet, what the circus people called a "punk elephant" about 14 years old. but even so she must have weighed a couple tons. And I was pulling back with all my might. Finally she let go and punched me out.

I dont know mousey1, I think it is all just an amusement park. And the favorite ride is allways the roller coaster called the ego trip. Ride the ego trip, up up we climb to genuis, and down ever faster into idiocy.

Cecil tells me I am too serious. But that aint the problem, it is my sense of humor that is too sick. I just killed a chicken, I was only joking but the sum bitch laid down and died anyway. And I feel guilty as hell.

[stilltrucking]

I think that if you actually are an idiot instead of pretending to be one, true and false no longer matter as much, because you realise that they're just beliefs too. And if you don't like it, all you have to do is change them.

That's one of the things I like in zen.

I suppose I like zen because of that thing with the flower

to me phenomenology is just a two bit western word for wisdom zen arrive a milennia ago.

Mousey I meant to put a disclaimer about that picture of you, I should put a emoticon at least but I can't find one for "not supprised".. Kind of a Husserlian thing nothing personal

Funny how my mind runs women's faces on the flickering screen of dream light. Emma Goldman her life in danger trying to shield her face. Not fear of death, fear of disfigurement. Her lover that crazy annarchist bomber I forget his name.

[knip]

i am constantly amazed by the fact that i continue to succeed in my chosen profession


i'm not sure i can have respect for a military that would give me a command

[stilltrucking]

I think I know what you mean knip, even so I think they picked the right man.

please don't bring any medals home.

[mousey1]

I don't know what picture you're talkin' about st.

Ya, life's an amusement park and I chose the merry go round

it ain't so merry but it gets me round!


I am not ruled by my inner idiot but I do listen when it tells me I am one...I always shoot back "Ya, well it takes one to know one!"

[hester_prynne]

All hail the call of the idiot.....

Idiot.

I di ot.

Idi ot.

I diot

Id i ot.

Idio t.

Swish it round in your head.
Gargle it in your mind.
Spit it out.

God Damnit! Idiot stain on my shirt!

I'll wear it to work anyway.......


H

[stilltrucking]

Hester I missed ya
It is an idiot wind that blows no good.

I am living proof that nothing is fool proof

Just a circle game I know, but I loved those roller coasters, way too old to get on one with my brittle bones and ligaments,

Sea changes and old age ain’t for sissies, I should have taken better care of myself, I wanted to be in it for the long haul, and I sit here craving a cigarette,

I love roller coasters and

mountain roads in winter

The rush of solitude and dread

running on virgin snow

but those days are gone

these days just give me a merry go rounds and children's laughter

no ship

I have finally grown up

way too late

"you could die from the cold, in the arms of a nightmare, knowing well that your best days are gon." Old Waylon singing about the the cowboy miseries.

Nothing stabs me like the sight of a pregnant woman
I have hopes that she has a blue print for the future in her belly.