Don't Do It Like That

[Lightning Rod]

This is a tune I wrote for Horton Heat
He never recorded it, so I did it tonight.

Don't Do It Like That

[stilltrucking]

glad you did od it

You ever listen to Mean Gene Kelton and The Die hard?

I think Texas City Dyke and and Little Black Dress two of the trashiest best songs ever written.


Inspired by my next ex-wife Joni, (aka The Queen of Resale Shopping), when she put on her little black dress.

She looks so good in her tight blue jeans
The faded ones with the holey knees
Dancin' to the radio
Barefoot cross our kitchen floor
Shes always fine but she looks her best
When she puts on that little black dress

She bought it for a dollar in a resale shop
Ran it through the washer and it shrunk right up
When she tried it on I heard her scream
Oh my God this things obscene
I took a look and she took my breath
There she stood in that little black dress

CHORUS
Just a little black dress kinda plain and simple
You'd never see it on the shopping channel
It ain't fancy, it ain't in style
But when she puts it on it drives me wild
Baby loves me till it hurts
Oh she makes her mojo work
She knows that I can't resist
When she puts on that little black dress

Invitation to a social ball,
It said RSVP y'all
Drinks at seven, dinner at eight
Promptness we appreciate
We were later than the rest
Blame it on that little black dress
REPEAT CHORUS

© 1999 Gene Kelton Music, BMI

[diesel dyke]

ya know emoticons ain't e z when you are green

I am pretty autistic with winkies. I felt so weird I had to change my sock. to the second power