If...????

[Artguy]

Keith Richards falls from a palm tree and nobody is there to witness this event does he still play rock'nroll when he hits the earth...????

[judih]

If Allen Ginsberg gets naked up in heaven and strums Father Death Blues, does Joan Burroughs stop to wonder?

[craig moore]

joans and jones bones and henry and june
stop in for a hot body
and sing to the cats
in the alley
to tell the Allen
it goes well beyond the Blues
the Burroughs and the Naked

[judih]

and we all shine on
like the moon and the stars and the sun

if john lennon imagined heaven
does that mean that john lennon exists

[craig moore]

imagine that stars are light coming through john lennon
like juju eyeballs like movin up slowly like nothing exists
shine on existanz shine on abby road moon he blues his
mind out in the stars hadn't noticed the lights had changed
a thousand holes in yesterday imagine if you can your a
blues john your a blues said mick standin next to keith
who recently flew out of a coconut tree in the middle
of a rock song and Allen heard it in Howl heaven and
thats down to earth

[Artguy]

If Freud had sex on his office couch....does that mean we've all been slipping since???

[stilltrucking]

If there is a heaven, must there be a hell?


If Nietzsche was wrong, would Jerry Falwell be right?




You know if there is a heaven they got to have a hell of a band.

"I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.
Swear there ain't no heaven and pray there ain't no hell,
but I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell, ..."

[Artguy]

"..there ai'nt no devil there's just god when he's drunk..."

[Arcadia]

ooohhh, I don´t know...!
if I didn´t recive the telephone bill do I have a debt with Telecom?

[mousey1]

If a loser finally wins
will every one be glad for him
or shall they just continue
to kick him in the teeth
agin and agin...

[stilltrucking]

if a loser wins,
is he a loser?

Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine

Speaking of song lyrics

Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again.

If a cheated man's a loser
And a cheater never wins
And if beggars can't be choosers
'Til they're weak and wealthy men

And the old keep gettin' older
And the young must do the same
And it's never gettin' better
Who's to bless, and who's to blame

Gordon Lighfoot meets Rita coolidge.
I love those songs

god is drunk on power

if everybody wants the mighty smighty Hebrew god on their side, who would want to be on His side?

I always liked this picture of Buddha by jimbo, he looks so happily drunk to me.

if I didn´t recive the telephone bill do I have a debt with Telecom?

Only if you still had a dial tone.


what if this reply is too gotdam long?