I've discovered dimly that I hate it here...

[mnaz]

Get in line.

[izeveryboyin]

truly glad that all is forgiven mouse. Couldn't bear the thought of creepy old leo tearing us apart. Haha i just got an image of NSync dancing.

--k

[mousey1]

Don't make me whip out another Cohen poem(say that three times fast!) 'cause I got a million of em.

In fact I may have to string you up by your purty little toenails there missy and recite the whole Book of Longing to you.

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Don't worry about it Izzy. In twenty years or sooner you will have it under control too. I only wish I was young enough to make you melt. But you know what a dirty old man I am.

Bye Bye Birdie was a corny musical but I always liked this song a lot.

Kids!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/bye-bye-b ... yrics.html

Shaved heads of married Jewish women
Here an Order of the Russia Empire officials is discussed which concerns the punishment of Jewish women who did shave their heads after marriage in spite of the prohibition by the Tzar. From this text it becomes clear that the shaving of heads was prohibited in March 1851, but the order was difficult to fulfill, because it was not known what to do with the women who did not obey the Order, and it was also not clear who actually should check the obedience of Jewish women.

The translation of the order:

Order of the governing Senat following the Highest Order of August 19, 1852 as the decision of the raised problem - how should be punished the Jewish women who contrary to the prohibition of March 1851 let their heads to be shaved. The content of the order is the following: As it principally depends on Rabbis to prevent the shaving of heads by Jewish women after their marriage, the Rabbis should be obliged by undersigning of the obligation absolutely not to allow Jewish women to shave heads after marriage, and those Rabbis who do not perform this duty should be taken to court according to the Penal Code, clause 1338, item 9. Upon the Jewish women, who violated the prohibition, a fine of 5 Roubles in silver should be imposed.

Concerning: The regulations of the punishment of Jewish women for shaving heads.

Issued by the 1 department on October 10, 1852; Nr. 43,122

http://www.roots-saknes.lv/Ethnicities/ ... dHeads.htm

Creepy to the bone R us.

[izeveryboyin]

actual i don't kno wat a dirty old man you are... do tell.

--k

[hester prynne]

My My Izzy.
I'm in awe and respect of your acumen and your honesty of emotion.
Dont ever change and keep sockin it to em babe.
Lord knows someone's gotta speak up and tell the truth.
The creative perks in your writing make it such delightful reading.....


Stilltrucking your post just made me roar with delight.
I much appreciate that my friend.

As far as girls named heather? Don't even get me started....


H

[izeveryboyin]

Hest... If only I could have a thousand yous around to keep me going.. I'd keep on "truckin" til there was no more left to truck for... and then i'd create new things and start all over.

If only.

--k

[stilltrucking]

actual i don't kno wat a dirty old man you are... do tell.

Well just read the private message I sent you about the kosher hotdog. the big meaty ones. I forgot what hester said, I been sitting in a little claustorphobic cubicle all night staring at my sister's big toe. The nail is painted red. In my mind's eye I see a tag tied to it. DOA. She patched a pair of my blue jeans once on ordcers from our mother. She about 16 or 17 and very pissed at men, and for good reason. If you can't trust your daddy who
I digress well she was stiching it on while listening to Black Sabbath, when she was done I thanked her for helping me out but she would not give the pants because she was positive she had stitched a spell, a curse on my as she sat and sewed stewed and listened, she tore every sticht out and re-sewed the patch.

no idea how this is punctuated...
Fuckit I am going back to St Jack's essentials of spontaneous prose.

It would help me stay on topic here if I could just remember what it was. Are we trashing men, women, fat cats, politicians, cosmetics

Dam it must be fun getting up in the morning and jpainting your face. I hardly shave or brush my teeth anymore. But when I do occasionally look in the mirror my thouught is always the same, "dam I still look like a kid, if I shaved off my beard I could pass for forty.

Do women wear cosmetics because they are vain, or because men are vain.

Ya know sooner or later I am going to have to hit the old submit button and see what this thread was about>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>submit

[MrGuilty]

wasted hester
pasted and posted
I knew I had seen that smiling face of yours somewhere on this thread. But for the life of me I could not remember what you said.

Kind words
or in trashy trucker
"I appreciate the flowers."
I got one for you
Grew a new avatar
Here is a zinnia for you.

[izeveryboyin]

st.. words cannot begin to describe how dirty of a dirty old man you are heh.

--k

[lovingpenfull]

Who wouldn't want to make love to you? There is no shortage of people who would want to, I am sure. The question is, are these the people you want to want you. I would guess at least a few are.

Most guys think you don't want them to talk to you. As I guy I ca'n tell you that I don't bother talking to women because I think they don't like sex and would regard any advance or attempt at conversation indicitive of an ulterior sexual motive, which it would be in many cases.

The Heathers of the world are ugly. You see the magazine ads and the TV commercials and you think we all love the Heathers. You are being duped, the same as the media dupes us about geopolitical realities, it dupes us about mass opinions.

Cookie-cutter, bleach blonde bimbos named Heather are trash, tacky and ugly. I'd fuck 'em, sure, but I wouldn't waste more than a second lining it up. They'd have to be all over me for me to waste my time, and that won't happen. They simply aren't attractive. The more interesting, quarky and unique women are what is really attractive.

But I understand your frustration. This is part of a bigger problem. We are all so compartamentalized that it is actually a big, involved, bueacratic process meeting someone. In more simple times we would all be in direct contact with many others very frequently and it would be a natural thing to find someone who'd be into something with us.

In complex society we get to look out of our window at all the 'bueatiful' people and imagine what great sex they are having. They aren't having all that much either.

You know, there is a good movie about Heather bashing called, 'The Heathers'. Rent this movie and cackle and howl as you watch them get their due.

If you get too lonely, there is always me...

[lenny]

Wow. Weird thread. Men who post as women, women who post as men. And I haven't had sex for four years. I feel like a fifty-seven year old virgin. Sometimes it hurts. Really hurts. But just sometimes. Or is it the lack of companionship. I can please myself and its okay but if I start keeping company with myself I am 'losing it'. "And that which was alluring once...is surely doomed to fade..." There is no room for bitterness though. That is the true ugliness and not to be mistaken for the piteous emotion of lonely resentment. There is no fault in being attractive, or in being unattractive. No need or place for hate or jealousy. Every pot has its lid. Just look if it hurts that bad. Your lid is there, maybe just a bit further back on the shelf. What? What about rejection? What about it? Laugh at it, as well as everything else in this insane world. This world is a fraud...."where never a joy can exist without pain...for soon as it's born, by law it is slain". Maybe hermaphrodites have it best. They can always have themselves.

Surrender the things of life gracefully, (or call me!)

lenny

[stilltrucking]

yes pg-13 ain't what it used to be
took me a while to get used to the brave new world
young girls getting seduced at an early age

it may be different for women
but for me

it is like freud's breakfast
two over easy
passive sex a poor substitue
for Vaginal embrace.

Lenny I am sure Izzy is going to write and smoke her way out of this. That is my hope too.

I stumbled on something obvious the other day, the pursuit of happiness, not always the same as the pursuit of pleasure. I am developing a flair for the obvious at this late date.

[lenny]

yes pg-13 ain't what it used to be
took me a while to get used to the brave new world
young girls getting seduced at an early age

it may be different for women
but for me

it is like freud's breakfast
two over easy
passive sex a poor substitue
for Vaginal embrace.

Lenny I am sure Izzy is going to write and smoke her way out of this. That is my hope too.

I stumbled on something obvious the other day, the pursuit of happiness, not always the same as the pursuit of pleasure. I am developing a flair for the obvious at this late date.

##Truer words were never spoken. Pleasure is of the world of duality and ever in flux, just as the world, but happiness comes from the internal, ever still reservoir of peace and joy and is unaffected by the winds of duality - young/old, pleasure/pain, happy/sad, war/peace, attractive/unattractive, content/discontent, love/hate, etc.

lenny

lenny

[stilltrucking]

male female duality
a venn diagram of ying and yang
the attraction of opposite poles
juxtoposition of yin and yang
on paper
at the most intimate contact
the ink bleeds together

good memories
rock and roll
and true love

These days I get by pursuing happiness on a motor cycle.