Our Backwards Lifecycle

[mtmynd]

[I came across this today and thought it needed sharin'!]


I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Doreen Peri]

I love it!

What a grand idea!

Where do I sign up?

[mtmynd]

Indeed! Where are the applications!!

Don't know who came up with that, but it's pretty clever!

[stilltrucking]

"Life can only be
understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--SK