Ah me lads and lassies
the good Dr A says ta me
just th other day,
"you're not going hippy on us, are you

gonna run a poll,
should I cut me hair

almost cut my hair
just th other day
but the inner tango dance master
wants to stay
a well combed freak
juss what i amm
a hammass
makin a pass
it's a gasss