beach bitch

Post by **Alexanderdeath** » September 13th, 2006, 3:36 pm

I was sitting on the beach. I was listenig to “the tarintino conection” a comp.... I was listen to it as loud as it went and sat the earphones on the log in front of me. I sipped on beer. I had my shirt off. I watched the girls and dogs as they past—ignoring most of the men and old people.

I caught a girl's eye on her way down to the beach. I was smoking.

“you don't happen to have a joint?” she asked and i said no sorry—but did she want a beer I asked... she did not. She sat down and asked if I minded her chilling with me.

“no no.” I said—she striped down to here panties and bar. She had a nice shaved privit area. Nice ass and all that.

“what are you reading?” I asked. Tthe book was called “the healer 2” and she told me it was about healing with your mind—mind over matter type thing. I pretended to be interested.

After I went to the bathroom 4 or 5 times in variouse bushes around us and some lame conversation she had to go—to the the gym—she wanted to be a YOGA instructer—she thanked me for sareing my ora and I gave her my EMAIL.

She walked of slow and in a daze. What was that all about? Why the hell did that girl just come and hang with me? To tease me? Why are all these girls teaseing me?

I was pretty happy the rest of the day. And the next morning I woke up in the drunk tank. I lost my book and my note book—luck I kept my backpack...

another day another cock tease...

that is what they say..

geoff

Post by **mousey1** » September 13th, 2006, 4:17 pm

Maybe after spending some quality time with you she came to the realization that you just weren't her cock of tease.

It happens you know.

Maybe it's your willy nilly way of spelling...

and why would you want a beach bitch that was wearing a bar instead of a bra?

maybe she didn't like your slapdash ways...or the way you surrepticiously noted her "nice shaved privit area".

a cute little story, packed with variouse titbits of detail.

Post by **Alexanderdeath** » September 13th, 2006, 5:37 pm

thanks for reading. I can not help but sense a bit of hostility--it seemed a bit sexist I guess--sure thing it did--most men are sexist, and so are most women, most men try to act like they are not. they think it will get them laid--as for the nu aged hippy being my type I do not think she was, but thanks for the insult to my inteligence just the same--I will remind you that I do not read your stuff because it is boring and does not interest any part of my brain (no matter how mis spelled)--I did nothing to bother her she was the one that came up to me--I thought it was strange really--she took my email--I asked nothing of her--anyway it is strange and what ever you think you are mousey # fucking 1--well you pissed me off so if I pissed you off we are in the same place--once agian I have to say "you do not have to read my stuff if you think it is so fucking horrible" obviosly you like to slow down at car crashes--I got your # mousey and it ain't number one it is a small following follower bitch.

geoff

Post by **mousey1** » September 13th, 2006, 6:13 pm

so, um, "cute story" gets swept under the rug of my humorous remarks I see...harumph.

Someone needs to gnaw that chip off your shoulder. Can't take a ragging...nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah...and a voluptuous BITE ME! to you too...

Waste my efforts and precious frivolity...boo you.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » September 13th, 2006, 6:27 pm

geezzzzz... same shit, different day

geoff, i thought you grew outa getting so offended over nothing but a kind word and a suggestion to use spellcheck

hey, sorry you had trouble logging in under axanderdeath... i have no clue why...

Post by **Axanderdeath** » September 13th, 2006, 7:29 pm

and--bar and bra a spell check would not fix...........

it is working now--that is strange.

geoff

ps
it just seemed a little snobish is all mousey #1--but then I acted snobish--sorry about my temper??

Post by **mousey1** » September 13th, 2006, 8:22 pm

Well, it's not like I haven't witnessed your temper on here before.

It's probably a good rule of thumb to give your reader the benefit of the doubt most times. Lashing out is a pretty good way to dissuade people from bothering to read you at all...unless they're into that sort of thing. I assume you want people's comments, else why bother. We all have to take the good with the bad and I thought I was using a smidgen of humor to point out a few of your mistakes. And it really is bloody distracting when the writer can't be arsed to check their spelling before sharing their work.

I've never been referred to as snobbish before...I can feel my snooty little nose rising hautily as we speak.

Anyway, cut me some slack I'll cut you some...within reason.

Post by **Axanderdeath** » September 13th, 2006, 10:59 pm

these little arguments get people reading #1 mousey--and it you look at the views on my stuff it is being read? I think? maybe people are afriad to say anything to me--why, well you know--About the editing I agree that bar bra thing was embarassing really--but I have not much time to edit--and none of this stuff is really that great--it is just like bursts of creative thought--m thoughts are jumbled and twisted--not always clear--not always priss-teen--ha ha ha--and the implications not always clear...

the shaved Privit area.. now i thought that was a laugh but it was true--if a girl came up to you when you were siting on the beach shirt off and drinking beer and she striped down to her underwear and laid out on a log right where your feet were tell me you would not check her out?

but the thing about mousey's shit sucking ass--that may not be true--I check it out better...

geoff

Post by **Dave The Dov** » September 14th, 2006, 1:44 pm

Too much of a exhibitionist to me!!!! Yo put the clothes back on NOW and show your respect instead!!!!
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Post by **Axanderdeath** » September 14th, 2006, 10:19 pm

well I did not mind that--I like seeing women's naked bodies really--anyway read up people!!!! Just do not point out small spelling mistakes in snide ass holeish ways...

geoff

Post by **judih** » September 15th, 2006, 4:13 am

hey man,

This anecdote would be good as part of a whole. Would you like an area in the artlogs (http://www.studioeight.tv/phpbb/index.p ... 0a85682092?
That way you could keep each event separate but together.

Decide and say the word. Doreen, i'm sure, would agree with me. It would be good to have a unification of your experiences.

judih

Post by **Axanderdeath** » September 15th, 2006, 1:41 pm

sure judih--I would do that--if you were sugesting I get my own board....

I guess My stuff is not that "creative" if that is what you mean--but yha for sure--but I doubt doreen would want me to have my own little evil spot..

Post by **judih** » September 15th, 2006, 2:11 pm

no, hey!
your stuff is creative - you are creative. Didn't mean to suggest that by gathering your work, there'd be any downgrading of its creativity.

your own evil spot in studio 8? who could resist such an offer. Alexanderdeath's Evil Mind Presents....
or

The unique evil corner of Alexanderdeath
or as you pleased.

etc.
But by all means, do what you do. And may the oddities of who pops by in your life continue...

Post by **Axanderdeath** » September 15th, 2006, 2:15 pm

well I am game for it--but it is up to doreen I guess. I've asked for my own before--but i don't think she l;ikes the idea...

geoff

Post by **judih** » September 15th, 2006, 2:27 pm

ah, i see. okay, to be continued when she returns.

back to the beach...

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