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Post by mtmynd » October 6th, 2006, 2:56 pm

<center>SEX
Amish Schoolhouse Massacre
(Sex)
Colorado School Massacre
(Sex)
Childhood Predators
(Sex)
HAS
Political Power
(Sex)
Religious Power
(Sex)
Islamic Kamakazi Bombers
(Sex)
BECOME
Hip-Hop Mega Stars
(Sex)
Hollywood Divas
(Sex)
MTV / VH1
(Sex)
A
CSI : Miami
(Sex)
2007 Ferrari 599 GTB
(Sex)
Givenchy Clothing
(Sex)
POOR
Moss Liplow Eyewear
(Sex)
Diamond Bling-Bling
(Sex)
Manolo Blahnik Shoes
(Sex)
SUBSTITUTE
Blackberry Pearl
(Sex)
20 Year Old Single Malt Scotch
(Sex)
Pure Columbian Cocaine
(Sex)
FOR
Viagra
(Sex)
Breast Enhancement
(Sex)
Cosmetic Surgery
(Sex)
LOVE</center>

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Post by stilltrucking » October 6th, 2006, 5:15 pm

!!!

sorry I can not say more or I would ramble from here to thursday.

thanks for posting

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Post by mnaz » October 7th, 2006, 4:00 am

your vision is clear... i hope i don't ever come to take such vision "for granted".

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Post by mnaz » October 7th, 2006, 3:00 pm

sampling of my "spam" e-mail folder, last 30 hours or so....

"Enjoy ssex with her"
"You could order it on-line and get immediately"
"READ this please"
"Take Pleasure from Act while others wait!"....
"Order this powerful tab and begin to play"
"Hot 'n New. Have you ever wanted to impress your girl?"
"Forget about it and take pleasure everynight!"
"Just out You gape for shooting like you had seen in those films.."
"BE like a normal MAN"
"Let me give you some advice"
"You won't regret seeing this. We know it'll go off tomorrow"

and my favorite,
"among the rim of completely without nuclear drive men, were..."

it just goes on, page after page (no pun intended).

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Post by mtmynd » October 7th, 2006, 8:21 pm

Made me laugh, mnaz... good to see I'm not the only one gets that spam... those and home loans.

Where's da love??? :lol:

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Post by stilltrucking » October 8th, 2006, 6:58 am

Addadicktome offers. (addadicktomy)

I will never find it again but there is a New Yorker cartoon of a guy sitting and writing a letter. It reads:
Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your kind offer but I am very pleased with the size of my penis.
It will be twenty seven years if I live to February. I am Totally warped. I like that Rumi poem, Body Intelligence, I have a very stupid body. The sex organ is the brain. At least in men. Our sex so unlike a woman’s I think. Ours more like an after thought, hers runs through her being. Just the expert opinion of someone who knows less about women then I do about Zen Buddhism or Quantum Physics.
In ideal terms, man is finished, woman is never
finished. The project of Eurydice will never be concluded. There is a masculine
side to this that is almost untouched. It is unknown territory, but
Ettinger gives us a glimpse of the possibility of a non-phallic understanding
of masculinity.

[PDF] Uterine Self-understanding and the Indispensable OtherFile Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat
understanding some of the precise specificities of that incompletability. ... Ettinger gives us a glimpse of the possibility of a non-phallic understand- ...
tcs.sagepub.com/cgi/reprint/21/1/1.pdf - Similar pages

Freud's breakfast
two over easy
passibe sex a pain

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Post by stilltrucking » October 8th, 2006, 11:10 am

Just a big Ice Cream cone in the sky. And then I get thirsty. Its never enough for long. Love is all there is.

The Snakepit of Human Suffering Lies Here -- "Be Here Now," by Ram ...The Party of Nothingness in "Be Here Now," by Ram Dass ... Shiva's Dance of Life · Desire · Buddha's 4 Noble Truths · The Big Ice Cream Cone in the Sky ...www.american-buddha.com/ramdass.snakepi ... fering.htm - 23k - Cached - Similar pages
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Post by mtmynd » October 9th, 2006, 10:07 am

truck - "It will be twenty seven years if I live to February."

The love is still there after 27 yrs. Heck of a thing. Comforting. Look at the 'other side'... it may alter your perception.

t - "Love is all there is."

... and all there ever will be, eh?

The mind may never forget the wrong doings, but the heart always forgives. Balance, amigo... balance. It's a delicate thing. But worth every opportunity to embrace.

(I surround you in blue light)

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Post by WIREMAN » October 10th, 2006, 8:46 pm

the Ice Cream Man
~~~~~~~~~~~~
every thursday
around 4 pm.
I walk into the
infusion center
with a humungous
chocolate soft serve
ice cream cone for
Carole Jean, all the
nurses say, " here
comes the ice cream
man!"......sex has turned
to survival.........
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....

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Post by stilltrucking » October 10th, 2006, 9:43 pm

Sex is always about survival

survival of the species

I just want to hold one in my arms

And waltz across Texas with her

Walk with her

Sex not even an option for me anymore

I had a good scare

Back in February

Something in my lung

Mysterious shadow

Now I am back to smoking

A death wish I think

Beautiful CJ

She lives

My tears for your fears

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Post by joel » October 11th, 2006, 2:49 pm

awesome. switch life for an orgasm and hope it's good enough to balance just how quickly it is over.
"Every genuinely religious person is a heretic, and therefore a revolutionary" -- GBShaw

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