Shit Wreck

[Lightning Rod]

Well, the servers that were hosting my website went down.

I had to migrate my whole site and a year's worth of The Poet's Eye column over to studio eight servers. It's been a day's project and I'm still not done. I have a headache.

you can check out the new pages here:

http://www.studioeight.tv/LR

[STUPID BOB]

Well, the servers that were hosting my website went down.

I had to migrate my whole site and a year's worth of The Poet's Eye column over to studio eight servers. It's been a day's project and I'm still not done. I have a headache.

you can check out the new pages here:

http://www.studioeight.tv/LR

Oh, poor Poppa . . . what did it take? 4 keystrokes? No? More? Mmm, sounds like your backup plan was a bit light. Want an asprin?

[Lightning Rod]

no, no, no

I wouldn't even have mentioned it if it was a matter of four keystrokes

It took me three hours just to change the links.....arghhhh

plus I had to gather files from two computers and then try to back in to my old servers.

Fuckin' nightmare.

[Doreen Peri]

Hey Stupid Bob! Just a coupla days ago, Lightning Rod told me, "Nobody really cares how the sausage is made. You do yourself a disservice by explaining it."

Lightning Rod... I love you. I'm so sorry you had a rough morning. But where are the Scott & Zelda pages? Where are our interviews? Arghhhhhhhhh....... better get back to work!

[STUPID BOB]

no, no, no

I wouldn't even have mentioned it if it was a matter of four keystrokes

It took me three hours just to change the links.....arghhhh

plus I had to gather files from two computers and then try to back in to my old servers.

Fuckin' nightmare.

Oh? I LIKE Fuckin' Nightmares -- you know, the kind where you have so many and so little time . . .

I've been where you are now and I know it ain't pretty. The results always seem to be better if I drink a little single malt scotch and curse the day you were born.

[STUPID BOB]

Hey Stupid Bob! Just a coupla days ago, Lightning Rod told me, "Nobody really cares how the sausage is made. You do yourself a disservice by explaining it."

Lightning Rod... I love you. I'm so sorry you had a rough morning. But where are the Scott & Zelda pages? Where are our interviews? Arghhhhhhhhh....... better get back to work!

Good morning, d. And YEAH! Just where ARE all the S&Z pages? And the interviews? If you think for one minute I'm gonna sit still for an incomplete site, well, I ain't.

[Lightning Rod]

no, the first thing that's going back up is the Sperm Bank page

[STUPID BOB]

no, the first thing that's going back up is the Sperm Bank page

You would. Oh - did I tell you that you're overdrawn there?

[Doreen Peri]

Hey, SB - good morning to you, too! (how did you know it was morning over here? It's after 1PM! )

I agree with you wholeheartedly. But aww hell, let's give him a break, though. If he gets the interview pages and S&Z pages back up by 5PM, I'm ok with it.

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LR- Your sperm bank page is a ridiculous ad. No woman in her right mind would buy a concept like that. What do you think will happen if you keep running that ad? Do you think some idiot woman will meet you on the internet and invite you to come home with her? Ha! For those little squigglies? If a lady did anything like that, she'd really need to have her head examined. But go ahead and keep advertising. Maybe there's a ditz out there somewhere to take you up on your offer.

Love,

doe-doe

[Doreen Peri]

PS - ooohhhh, I forgot to tell you! Remind me to tell you about the new page I'm putting up on my personal website. It's really cool. I think you're going to love it.

[STUPID BOB]

Hey, SB - good morning to you, too! (how did you know it was morning over here? It's after 1PM! )

I agree with you wholeheartedly. But aww hell, let's give him a break, though. If he gets the interview pages and S&Z pages back up by 5PM, I'm ok with it.

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LR- Your sperm bank page is a ridiculous ad. No woman in her right mind would buy a concept like that. What do you think will happen if you keep running that ad? Do you think some idiot woman will meet you on the internet and invite you to come home with her? Ha! For those little squigglies? If a lady did anything like that, she'd really need to have her head examined. But go ahead and keep advertising. Maybe there's a ditz out there somewhere to take you up on your offer.

Love,

doe-doe

I know it is morning somewhere and as I recall from my visit up there last time, morning didn't end until afternoon. As for LR's penchant for swimmers, I must tell you he's always thought of himself as a lady killer. Maybe that's why - with you the lone exception -- they always went out screaming??

I now remind you to tell me about the new page you're putting up.

[Doreen Peri]

Hey SB, have you ever noticed that LR's "location" under his name says "between my ears" and mine says "Virginia"? Funny thing is, in ALL the forums he posts at, none of them say "Virginia." Well, I can't actually say that for a fact. I have no clue where all the forums are located. But it does occur to me that he might not know where he is.

The new page will be very exciting. Trust me on this. I'm working on it. I'll send you a link.

[STUPID BOB]

But it does occur to me that he might not know where he is.

The new page will be very exciting. Trust me on this. I'm working on it. I'll send you a link.

You said it, I only implied it, even though I've known about this side of him for many moons . . .

Ok (fingers drumming . . . . . .)

[Doreen Peri]

Well, it takes me a while sometimes to figure things like this out.

But I told him and I'll tell you and posting this here, I suppose I'm telling the whole world – I may have been born yesterday, but I wasn't born last night – and I know exactly where I am.

I'm in Virginia.

So there!

And I'll tell you something else, too, Stupid Bob. You know what he told me last night? He said, "If you leave me, I'm going with you."

So, I figure he may not know where he is, but he does seem to know where he thinks he might be going.

[STUPID BOB]

And I'll tell you something else, too, Stupid Bob. You know what he told me last night? He said, "If you leave me, I'm going with you."

So, I figure he may not know where he is, but he does seem to know where he thinks he might be going.

Ah. We call that chasing one's tail here in Texas . . .