Shit Wreck

[Doreen Peri]

Yes. Exactly.

You Texans have an uncanny ability to redefine terms so that they more accurately represent what they actually mean. You know what I mean? Sure you do!

This is why I can honestly tell you, and this is no tale –

I am a chaste woman.

Of course, you said it better than I, but that's because you have a knack with words.

[Doreen Peri]

hehe

I've successfully wasted, er, I mean spent ... 3 hours doing nothing but hanging out on Studio Eight .... when I'm SUPPOSED to be finishing the writers pages to launch this weekend...

It's been fun, Stupid Bob! Thank you for a wonderful afternoon. I enjoyed our repartee.

Now... I have 21 writers... all of the pages are complete (5-15 pages per author), except mine and LR's. He has chosen his material and I am sorting through mine.... 15 folders with over 100 poems or essays or stories in each folder, attempting to select 5-10 pieces of my own and I better get back to it, because they all sound the same and I hate them all but I'm not going to put these pages up without representing myself in some fashion.... and I have promised myself to launch this section of the site by tomorrow... and tonight, we have to go to a holiday party and mingle with those who pay our mortgage. You know why they call it a "mortgage", don't you? Because you pay it until you DIE! The root word is mort which is french for death but I know you knew that because, after all, you are a Texan wordsmith... *smile*

Did I tell you LR is writing a new tune? It's a country tune. He's replacing the lyrics of this tune with his own lyrics and it's pretty darn good, if he does say so himself...

"Could you please tell the man
I didn't kill anyone?
I'm just tryin' to have me some fun."

Remember that? Who's song is that? Oh yeah... I know... It's a Lightning Rod song, of course!



See ya later, SB! Love you!
I have to get back to work now.

[Dave The Dov]

So that's what Johnny Cash meant by "I shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die." He was just having fun!!!! He He!!!!
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Bob Long Intimidator

[Doreen Peri]

I found it... It's a John Prine song... "Illegal Smile"

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin’ bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o’clock before I realized
That I was havin’ .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don’t cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won’t you please tell the man I didn’t kill anyone
No I’m just tryin’ to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin’ thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I’ve been
I chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin’ to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge’s name was hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don’t cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won’t you please tell the man I didn’t kill anyone
No I’m just tryin’ to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister’s a nun

Of course, even though LR's new song has the same tune, the lyrics are, of course, much better than this, and not only that, the tune is better, too, because he wrote it.