The Erotic Costume Shop of Politics

[e_dog]

At the Erotic Hair Salon
She got a George Bush.

At the piercings parlor
He got a Dick Cheney.

Then, they went to eat dinner,
had some Condoleeza Rice.

It caused indigestion, but
hopefully not a Colin Powell.

They washed it down with
a Donald Rumsfeld.

And passed through
the Robert Gates of hell.

Using an Alberto Gonzalez
they took aim

at the Paul Wolfowitz.
under a full moon.

An Arlen Spectre
is haunting Europe.

Snort
another Lindsay Graham.

[stilltrucking]

neat o

a humble attempt to jam it.

for an Appetizer they had oysters
Looking for a Perle of wisdom
Only to Feith a bummer of Bremmer
For desert Karl roved for the big lie in the pie.