none of my friends drive porsches
i must make amends
la culpa es mía
the blame it is all mine
i might be poco loco
at least i'm driving fine
it's just a lil old light-middleweight truck
a champ in silver suv disguise
115,000 miles, an early 60th birthday surprise

no problema it's made tough
and 1999 was a vintage year,
it's a diamond in the rough,
but tyrone the mercedes service man says
"it was an off-year, new model with little bugs"
no wonder i got it cheap, $15,000
i'll give it lots of hugs
with 4 new tires and riding cool
reflecting yin-yang plate in front
and sun roof open to the skies,
i wanna drive it to the moon
and all the way back home,
480,000 miles until 2050 and then
we'll drive off into the sunset forever
me and suzie-marie
in our 1999 mercedes suv
put my epitath
on prayer flags
flappng in the wind
"poco loco
win-win
somos amigos
to the end."
