Master of paris plaster

[Totenkopf]

Joe had a jawb
wheelin' a Big Rig with Busts--
Jeffersons Burkes Voltaires--
from Georgia to the Grapevine;
delivering the faux-heads
from sea to sultry sea
until the Peckerbilt
brakes broke
outside of like
Buttfukkberg, AZ
jackknifed
off the pikeway
100s of classic
busts rolling
bowling ball like
into the Petrified Forest
HOW
and a TJ here, Percy Byatch
Shelley likeness out by some mesquite
raven perched on his brow

[Jenni Mansfield Peal]

In Dallas there is one Sam Moon
A Korean wise to Dallas' top vice
If a spurious Gucci is spawned, then soon
Sam Moon shows it at half price

In a tangle of overpass roar
Mid hickville and private school penants
Lies not only his self-named store
But a bevy of retail tenants

One day Sam Moon got a truck load
In styrofoam packed and pressed
From Laredo and worse for the road
Armless Venuses all nude and undressed

Full well does Sam Moon know his patrons
And aghast at the likely outcome
When prim fundamentalist matrons
Beheld their own mirrors outdone

He planted throughout his kingdom
Of cute little shops and boutiques
Said Venuses, and bid his retailers clothe them
With the hippest that fashion could wreak

Twas a somber goth Venus in latex
And a fetching pink Venus in feathers
One Venus was sporty in spandex
And another wore fishnets and garters

When all the clothed Venuses stood tall
With his mistress, Armani clad
A Dallas deacon gazed on it all
And said, "slave labor is obviously not all bad."

(yours was way better, but I'm trying.)
JMP

[mnaz]

I been there... Buttfukkberg, Ariz... here, there and such,
according to my notes.

and I been to the Grapevine...
Still waitin' on that shipment.
Hell, they'll be waitin' on that shipment for quite awhile.


Raaaak!

(next to a mesquite tree)

[hester_prynne]

"well i never been to spain...."
and I don't wanna go to buttfukkberg Arizona....

that line about the "mesquite raven perched on his brow" is truly exquisite toty. gave me quite a picture in my mindscreen.
Touche`!
and thanks,
H