156 Million....

[izeveryboyin]

dollars that is. The solemn Boims, Joyce and her hubby are awaiting their official entry into the world of cliche. Scholars announced this morning that the phrase "keeping up with the Jones" will be changed to "keeping up with the Boims" due to a recent settlement landing the (now)happy couple with 156 million dollars, and the QLC and it's islamic buddies in a shitload of debt. "This is a huge triumph against terriost funding" an official said to reporters on Wednesday. And a huge victory it was--- for the Boims. While they go cash in their checks, hundreds of thousands of other families will be left broke and pissed on, because all the consolation cash has gone to one couple. I agree that yes they should be compensated, but for fuck's sake, who awards 52 million, and then demand that the fucking government triple it?!! What a way to get the country out of it's defecit, eh folks. Let's hear it for mental compensation and a lack of pension plans... Amen!

[judih]

don't think of it as losing a child,
think of it as gaining infamy


sick humour
while so many mourn this savage, endless war

[izeveryboyin]

don't think of it as mass destruction...
think of it as a little redecorating.

don't think of it as murder....
think of it as compensation

don't think of it as genocide...
think of it as seperation of church and state (wink)

don't think of it as invasion...

THINK OF IT AS STOPPING IN FOR A RATHER EVENTFUL VISIT!

-K

P.S I could go on all day

[judih]

don't think of it as life
think of it as a potential hit movie

don't think of it as agony
think of it as a learning experience

don't think of it as wrong
think of it as expanding our horizons

don't think of don'ts
think of: if god didn't want us to murder each other
s/he'd have given us all 52 million U.S. dollars in the first place

[izeveryboyin]

Don't think of it as sex...
think of it as insertion

Don't think of it as alcoholism...
think of it as an freedom of expression

Don't think of it as art...
think of it as crime

Don't think of it as death...
Think of it as a realy long coffee break without the hot office sex.

P.S your last one was excellent!!!