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Post by Doreen Peri » December 8th, 2004, 9:46 pm

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

(And I bet you thought I lacked De Gaulle to post this!)

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Post by panta rhei » December 9th, 2004, 11:45 am

just curious, doreen -

how do you guys pronounce 'van gogh'?

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Post by Doreen Peri » December 9th, 2004, 1:54 pm

we pronounce it "Van Go"

I bet you pronounce the gh and if so, the pun wouldn't work very well.

How did Van Gogh pronounce it?

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Post by judih » December 9th, 2004, 2:00 pm

the right way

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Post by Doreen Peri » December 9th, 2004, 2:03 pm

LOL!

OK. Well, that's what I figured. After all, it was his name.

Too funny.

He was Danish, right?

How is a gh pronounced? As an "f"? Or?

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Post by Doreen Peri » December 9th, 2004, 2:03 pm

LOL!

OK. Well, that's what I figured. After all, it was his name.

Too funny.

He was Danish, right?

How is a gh pronounced? As an "f"? Or?

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Post by izeveryboyin » December 9th, 2004, 2:19 pm

I think just for the sake of being tragic hipsters we all should go to La Louvre and rename him G. Then head over to New York and name a club after it. Don't even need Degas, just grab a cag and give the fucker all your Monet. Cheers.

--K
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Post by judih » December 9th, 2004, 2:21 pm

my van won't go
but it might gocccchhh!
especially on a cold winter's night

fill me up with a good red wine
and i'll gocccchhh the van as far as i can

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Post by izeveryboyin » December 9th, 2004, 2:30 pm

or we can always fill it up with air and fly the fucker into town, eh?
sometimes I just like to breathe.

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Post by judih » December 9th, 2004, 2:35 pm

get high on air
tube me, baby
blast off is better than gettin there

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Post by izeveryboyin » December 9th, 2004, 2:47 pm

maybe we can just use the picture frames as a floatation device and wallow out to see. It's cheaper than air and comes with and in-float meal... sushi.
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Post by judih » December 9th, 2004, 2:52 pm

but wet wasabi?
hmmm...vacuum packed might do it

sounds good
i'll get my flippers and meetcha at the dock

Is lake michigan (circle one)...a)chilly........b)ice-packed........c)better left untried


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Post by Doreen Peri » December 9th, 2004, 3:03 pm

Dave just sent me a message.

He said that the Danish pronunciation was either "Go" or "Goth."

He said both were correct.

hmmmm

And judih is saying the correct pronunciation is "Goch"

Now I'm confused.

Oh well. Nothing new.

I'm always confused.

For the sake of the pun in this joke, we'll call him Van Go.

'Tis the Cezanne.

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Post by izeveryboyin » December 9th, 2004, 3:05 pm

judih... that would be c. for sanitary purposes!!!!
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