Top 10 uses for the corpse of Jerry Falwell

[Dave The Dov]

Thing is he's enjoying his lake of fire jacuzzi too much now!!!! That and big beefy gay demons serving him up "drinks"!!!!
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[Totenkopf]

Yeah if any such place like Hades exists, Falwell’s most likely there, along with fundies of all types: xtian, muslim, jewish. (As are the ho’s who enabled ‘em). But ah wager one of the first tests for Jerry in Beulah-land was when he met Thomas Jefferson and the boys (and Jay-C, aka Kid Galilee hangin’ out in the backroom): and with a wave of his hand, TJ condemns the fat fraud into the Malebolge..............

However obvious this might seem to some, TJ would never have approved of biblethumping hicks such as Falwell and the “moral majority”. Baptists of the hysterical Falwell sort were known as “Roundheads” back during Cromwell’s day ( Cromwell had no problem more or less liquidating the Irish and scottish catholics, and other "undesirables"); John Locke hisself (whose scribblings were certainly on Jefferson’s shelves, as were Voltaire’s) had some words for the Roundheads and biblethumpers of his day. Jefferson would unlikely have approved of what passes for modern liberalism either, however. But modern biblethumpers (and koranthumpers) of course fancy themselves the real patriots of the Walmartopolis…........