Steve Jobs Did It Again

[Lightning Rod]

The new Apple product called the iCum hit the market today. This handy little device which fits into pocket or purse is programmed with features that allow the user to interface with internet porn sites with a liquid quartz screen and then automatically lubricates and vibrates in hundreds of pre-set versions of intimate gratification. You can have it slow or fast or anything in between. There are also ring-tone moans and gasps and at the touch of a button you can go from a submissive whimper to a full-blown shriek of delight all within the privacy of your earphones. It comes with two handy peripherals, the iPrick and the iCunt.

[mnaz]

(it would seem) againandagainandagain.

"... vibrates in hundreds of preset versions of immediate gratification."

Damn man... nothing quite like being dialed in, I gather.