The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Post by Doreen Peri » July 6th, 2007, 11:25 am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, ii is evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."

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Post by joel » July 6th, 2007, 11:30 pm

haha...
definitely spent a night a week or so ago spooning with five other guys in a three-man tent because when we decided to sleep under the stars, we didn't check the weather forecast for rain. always good to keep an eye on the tent-count....
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