Studio Eight Want Ads

[Doreen Peri]

Post your want ads here. You never know who's out there. You might reach someone who can offer you what you need. Bartering is fine.

Here's mine for today.

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Wanted! Lobotomist and physical trainer who also has experience in landscape architecture, spiritual counseling, & home studio recording. This is not a live-on position. Lyposuction experience a plus. Must have valid drivers license. 20 hours a week. Call Doreen at 222-222-2222. or email resume to lobotolyposuctionist@doreensplace.com

[judih]

Wanted:

Long distance altruistic reiki sender. Must have pure intentions and an immaculate aura (at least 24 hours without nicotine on fingertips).
Need pure vibes of love and light (that's a given) in copious quantities.
In exchange, i will offer a rundown of how i'm doing and as an added attraction will supplement your reiki gifts with a strict red grape diet.

Photographs of my energy patterns are an option. But feel free to send photos of yours.
All interested, please write to:
thisjudih@gmail.com

[Arcadia]

mmm... I guess I can´t apply to those!!!

here´s mine for these days:

. Ocasional silent midday taxi driver. It´s totally forbidden to tell the story of your life in five minutes. Pay at the beggining of October.
. Person able to take care of an 66 years old man each sunday. I can cook for you or read you short stories in case you´re blind.

call 0341-8888888

[Peevette]

Wanted:

Long distance altruistic reiki sender. Must have pure intentions and an immaculate aura (at least 24 hours without nicotine on fingertips).
Need pure vibes of love and light (that's a given) in copious quantities.
In exchange, i will offer a rundown of how i'm doing and as an added attraction will supplement your reiki gifts with a strict red grape diet.

Photographs of my energy patterns are an option. But feel free to send photos of yours.
All interested, please write to:
thisjudih@gmail.com

would 'hemp' fingers be okay..........???

I could do this job!! EASY!

[Artguy]

Wanted...anything....everything....and absolutely nothing ...immaculately wrapped....

[Lightning Rod]

I'm going to post an ad on eHarmony
Worthless artist who smokes and drinks and cusses seeks 45ish semi-blousy divorcee whose doctor or CEO husband dumped her for his young secretary but left her with a pile of cash.

think I'll get any takers?

[Doreen Peri]

Your only hope for a 45ish is if you had a lotta cash. Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Rod. Even the name "Rod" wouldn't do it. But I think you should try it anyway. Somebody might actually respect you for your honesty. Honesty like that is pretty darn unique. With me, all you told me was, "I'll take out the garbage." lol What's "semi-blousy" mean, btw?

.....
I was trying to rewrite the ad for you so you'd have a better chance but I can't think of any way to phrase it. You could always run it in the Give-Aways section. Hmmm... how about...

Worthless artist who smokes and drinks and cusses. Free. You haul.

Think that would work?

[judih]

(as an aside to you, dor: When i met G, he simply said 2 things:
1. "If you decide you wanna, we can have a good time"
and
2. "Don't get used to me, i'm supposed to die when i'm 32."
as for #1. He was right. I did and we are having a good time
and #2. He's outlasted his prediction)

as a response to peevette. Yes! You qualify. Very much so. Makes for greater sensitivity at long-distance.
Tell me when and i'll be here saying 'Yes' to your energy waves.
thanks!

judih

[jimboloco]

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[judih]

jim, i guess i should mention this after months and months of looking at your avatar picture.
I continue to see you playing a trumpet, and then i relent and consider that you're playing a cat. How many octaves can you get?

[Doreen Peri]

hehe... I saw the same thing, judih... for a long time... then I realized it was a cat.

That was funny!

I guess jimbo is playing "mewsic"

[judih]

mewsic
ha, you kill me (really, that was good)

[stilltrucking]

If I can't have what I want I would settle for an end to the war

I want to see Lichtenstein invade the USA and give bush and Cheney two hours to get out of dodge

"I don't want much of nothing at all
but I will have another toke"