Two riddles I just made up

Creative complaints & humor.
Post Reply
User avatar
Doreen Peri
Site Admin
Posts: 14598
Joined: July 10th, 2004, 3:30 pm
Location: Virginia
Contact:
Contact Doreen Peri

Two riddles I just made up

Post by Doreen Peri » September 24th, 2007, 1:45 pm

What did the fish say to the shrimp when the shrimp got in his way in the water?

"Don't be so shellfish!"

______________

What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?

"Fore-letter course words."
Top
User avatar
jimboloco
Posts: 5797
Joined: November 29th, 2004, 11:48 am
Location: st pete, florita
Contact:
Contact jimboloco

Post by jimboloco » September 25th, 2007, 5:04 pm

you'ld better scale it back

how about some scuttle diplomacy

i'm teed off

par for the curse
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
Top
User avatar
Doreen Peri
Site Admin
Posts: 14598
Joined: July 10th, 2004, 3:30 pm
Location: Virginia
Contact:
Contact Doreen Peri

Post by Doreen Peri » September 25th, 2007, 5:46 pm

:)

Mine were funnier. But I'm biased.

;)
Top
User avatar
joel
Posts: 1877
Joined: June 24th, 2005, 8:31 am
Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia

Re: Two riddles I just made up

Post by joel » September 25th, 2007, 6:29 pm

doreen peri wrote:What do you say when you're playing a bad golf game?

"Fore-letter course words."
haha :lol:
"Every genuinely religious person is a heretic, and therefore a revolutionary" -- GBShaw
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Rant, Rage & Laugh”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests