Suetonius, abridged

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Suetonius, abridged

Post by Totenkopf » November 6th, 2007, 9:09 pm

Caesars there were.
Old Eye-talians, not so
diff. than New eye-talians,
conquered a sizeable
chunk O' change:
espana to regions Syriac.
Whatevs you say. Bo
Ring as like 50s
porno pulp after a while.
Caligula, bootsie
was tho' a rather
sinister Wise Guy, like most,
from Julius to fiddler Nero
Caracasso.
Bootsie phucked about anythang
woman, man, beast--
Killed slaves to cum harder
so Suetonius said. Slaughtered
skylarks to tell time, and saw his
own descent pre-figured
in the fowls' guts.

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Totenkopf

Post by Totenkopf » November 6th, 2007, 9:52 pm

The roman broads were
also formidable:
Agrippina,bored with
generals presumably
took up with her
son, Nero while he
was in his teens........

(a mushroom cloud looks like
a white rose from the right angle)

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Post by stilltrucking » November 6th, 2007, 11:01 pm

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Post by Totenkopf » November 7th, 2007, 8:14 am

Still Non-sequitur-ing--
No biblethumper was Suetonius.
The scribes cared not for the Xtian cult
(nor hebrews), tho' Tacitus
supposedly had harsh words
for the slave slaughterings and
martyrs' moiders. Revelations raptures,
(excised by none other than Jefferson
from his book of Scripture),
are reserved for wingnuts or plebes near death;
La Gran Puta de Babilon
moved to the westside
and drives a benz.

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