The Cat Machine

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Lightning Rod
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The Cat Machine

Post by Lightning Rod » December 16th, 2007, 12:13 am

I was chewed alive in the cat machine
see the high-heel marks on my back?
I earned them every blue and black.

can I interest you in garter belts or lizard pelts
two sad drips of absinthe in a mendicant bowl?
the poet never sleeps, or perhaps he can't

It's the only cure for a coma, sleep
You can't just retire from being a vampire
this is a pale outpost of the temporary

The OM is only a dial tone
scraped from the airwaves
no FCC license, no designated carrier

The Cat Machine meshes fangs and claws
and silent feet. Satan has a tail for balance
an OM pronounced MEOW

Don't ask me how they do it
the feline kills by instinct without remorse
The Cat Machine Purrs
The Cat Machine Purrs
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

The Poet's Eye

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Post by stilltrucking » December 16th, 2007, 5:40 am

Cathartic poetry
Poet heal thyself
Nice work
Irresistible for me not to jam, sorry>>>>>..


I love that cat machine
When she roars
Women been kind to me
Madame Defarge knits me scarves
And the Witch of Buchenwald lights my lamp
Medusa stones me with her thousand-yard stare


I got a picture of Golda on the wall
She smiling down at me
You know she busted my balls
but I had it coming
I am happy I still got one left

No idea what this was about
about nine tenths trucker jive about
Cat powered fast trucks
and the rest just horniness



I can put up with anything except
Porno scripts.
I got a bad case of vagina envy
I don't want a pickle
I just want to act naturally
When it comes to that
Scuba suits or flannel nighties
She always dressed for success.
.

You know I would not goof with your poem if I did not like it. I hope you don't mind the GO>

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Post by Doreen Peri » December 16th, 2007, 6:20 pm

Wow. Pussy whipped? YOU?
Does that mean you had to mow the lawn,
fix the sink leak, clean the attic every week?

Did she force you with a crop in hand
to pay the bills, and as her man
were you required to be at her call,
at her demand?

My gawd, she made you do all that?
Were you made to adjust the thermostat
so the temp was best for her?
Did she pressure you to do her will to her chosen end,
make demands 'til you lost all your friends?

Is this true? Is it so?

Man that bitch had some feline power!
Did she make you wimp, make you cower?
Did she hold a gun to your head to make you
buy her diamonds instead of costume jewelry?
Did you have to report your whereabouts?
Get accused as a cheater and other tomfoolery?

Lose that feline! Get a grip!
REAL MEN don't deserve to be pussy-whipped!
I can't imagine you in a situation like THAT!
Aren'chya glad yer away from that cat?
....

lol :lol:

...

funny poem, Lightning Rod

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Post by stilltrucking » December 17th, 2007, 1:25 am

Cat power


Why do we always forget the love we bring?


You inspire each other

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Post by e_dog » December 17th, 2007, 4:16 am

the cat's a machine
always lands on your feet.
sometimes breaking
a toe or two.

the pussy carries a whip
but she ne'er uses it.
doesn't have to.
she only has to purr
to get her way.

and it works
every
time.
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.

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Post by stilltrucking » December 17th, 2007, 4:22 am

up to a point

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