Dirty Limerick jam

[e_dog]

There once was a Paul named Wolfowitz
who encouraged the army to blitz
to topple Saddam
with or without bombs
and give peacelovin' peoples the shitz.

There was a performer named Reagan
who like to act with a play gun.
He wasn't a brain
but just the same
not a leader, although he could play one.

[what me worry?]

and then we had Madeline Allbright
remember she thought the Iraq sanctions were allright
half a million kids died but she took it in stride
she said twas all worth it the blight

[the flaming ace]

yes we bombed the water purification plants
diphteria ran amok while kids shit in their pants
but we dare not rebuild so the money was withheld
til the war profiteers could get their grants.

[e_dog]

Secretary's name: Condy Rice
Her hair was crawling with lice
"How could that be?"
Asked one Cheney.
"Sleepin' with you, Dick, is a vice."

[e_dog]

There was a fat slob named Santa
Who sat around pissing out Fanta
He'd eat fried reindeer
guzzle down beer
and never replanted the planta.

[e_dog]

There was a cute gal named Doreen
Whose talent was ne'er to demean.
She ran good site
with all o' 'er might
keepin' it real if not keepin' it clean.

[Dave The Dov]

Keeping it clean
Though not mean
But if obscene
Then she'll be on the scene
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[e_dog]

There was a lady named Claus
Whose talent resode in her jaws.
She unbuttoned her dress
To ex-pose her chest.
And set upon her Nick's paws.



Yes, "resode" is the past tens of reside. it's archaic.

[e_dog]

Bhutto was blown up or shot.
Pak'stan's civ'l war turns hot.
Musharaff's in power
at least for the hour.
Will Bush's help help? I think not.

[jimboloco]

there was a bad group named al qaida
they were on the wrong side a
the whole world was watching
as we went war mongering
and now we are also hated world wide a

[mnaz]

A crusader in arms named Blackwatta,
their rent-a-Rambos mop up like they oughta.
In the desert's blazing sun,
their guns answer to no one,
mercenary ju$tice and slaughtta.

[jimboloco]

There was an Indian president from Equador,
when asked if America could keep it's military base there asked "what for?"
He said it would be OK if the Equadorian Army could have a military base in the U.S. of A.,
and the South Americans laughed cause they know the score
(ain't no banana republics anymore)

[e_dog]

Hot chicks who work at Starbucks
who the customer wants to fucks,
Why you work for the Cap't'list pigs
serving coffee in the uniform digs,
As the consumers drive away 'n pickup trucks?

[e_dog]

Some say she was a slut.
Some, a hooker.
From what I've noticed of her gut
I hold with those who judge her slut.
'Cause if you had to pay to book 'er
You couldn't say that she's a looker.

[hester_prynne]

My eyes your limericks do read
sometimes my hands slap my knees!
believe it or not
I think these limericks are "hot",
(me being the queen of the deep freeze....)