Submission guidelines

[Axanderdeath]

Submission guidelines

1. looking for fresh original material

2. read the publication to see if you writing would go with our fiction published.

4. send it in a conventional format.

5. no electronic submissions

6. make sure it arrives at 666 fucks ville, apartment 66, new york.10001 on the first Monday of the month ...

7. send 27.67 $ in check for readers fee.

8. include short bio that we will not read along with the rest of the crap you are sending us.

9. unfortunately what you sent to us is too much like what we've Already been publishing, we are looking for new, un conventional writing.

10. don't send us anything. well, send us the 27.67 and we'll send you a certificate stating that you are a "real" writer....

[Doreen Peri]

hahahahahahahaha!

[Alexanderdeath]

Submission guidelines

1. looking for fresh original material

2. read the publication to see if you writing would go with our fiction published.

4. send it in a conventional format.

5. no electronic submissions

6. make sure it arrives at 666 fucks ville, apartment 66, new york.10001 on the first Monday of the month ...

7. send 27.67 $ in check for readers fee.

8. include short bio that we will not read along with the rest of the crap you are sending us.

9. unfortunately what you sent to us is too much like what we've Already been publishing, we are looking for new, un conventional writing.

10. don't send us anything. well, send us the 27.67 and we'll send you a certificate stating that you are a "real" writer....

SUbmission! yes yes. I'm sure the writer did not even realize the double or even triple meanings in this!

leting go of outlandish dreams--the pure experion in submission to the reality of a public that will not read the mindless yammering of yet another drunk living off his parents in a hobo wonderland.