We Heart Huckabee

[jimboloco]

do i detect a bit of cynicism here?
cynicism with hilarity
there ain't no parity

Bonehaid JC
my alma mutter

[e_dog]

don't giveup Mike. you can doit in SC! or Na Vader.

"are you a player?"

Huckabee's a playa.

hillarey's a playahater.

Obama bin Bama is a Hussein.

George Bush for life.

[mnaz]

I just keep hearing Tom Brokaw sayin' "Huckabeee"....

(heavy on the 'H')....

[hester_prynne]

I fart Huckabee....

H

[jimboloco]

thet wud be a gud campane slogan, huh

gud bles amerika

but seriousy folks
we ottah stick to th talkink pointz comrades

[e_dog]

blah blah blah.

wah.

hillawy cwi baby.

vote for o bama.

[jimboloco]

convincing i must sway

[e_dog]

Hillary Willary Doc
A mouse crawled in her sock
Monica Lewinski
not Natasha Kinski
wound her husband's clock.

Obama he likey Reagan
Was he ser'ous or only fakin'?
Civil rights excesses
Mental lapses or recesses
Assesses conservativity like fatty bacon.

Edwards is white but he'll lose
but its up to the people ta choose.
The people them workin' class folk
Who eat the shell and chuck the yoke
As long as them politivians dont outlaw booze.

Mitt is a fascist, who cares?
He's slicker than the grease in his hairs.
He's from ole Michigan
Cars with ignitigan
Without eco rules to suppress the wares.

Huckabees closest to gawd
although his voice is quite odd
his wife is a hotty
but he only like potty
and blows smoke when he tries to be mod.

McCain has freedom like fries
He never lies except when he lies
he knows Romney's a jerk
but integritty wont work
Even when tortured he don't cries.

[jimboloco]

i sway schick to da talkin pointz
spezisally when stoned on jointz
who cares about cleavage
or jutting jaws or baggage
whenwhen they all wear silk underpantz

[e_dog]

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said long-term recovery hinges on abolishing taxes completely.

Mike Huckabee: “The long-term economic recovery of this nation is getting rid of the IRS completely. I’d like to make it so that April 15th is just another beautiful spring day in Atlanta, as well as the rest of the country

yeah, hippie poet Mike Huck!

How ya propose ta support tha Troops?

Jesus will send around the collection plate.

[Totenkopf]

He's a stoopid git, eh. He recently said he'd re-write the constitution, following Screeeeptural guidelines, of course. Hucksterbee must work for the DNCocrats.

WRITE-IN time. Yeah you know who ah'm talkin' 'bout: LARRY FLYNT

[jimboloco]

larry ain't hustlin nobody

where's curley an moe?
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publick properteeee

lets rewrite the constitution according to humanist values\
wait
ain that what it spozed to be?, professor?

[Totenkopf]

The Con's based on secular and humanist principles. It's just not been properly implemented. (it might be recalled that Huck's not the only one who has trashed on the Con. So has Mitt. And even Boy Oblama).

[e_dog]

Go bama
yo mama
its yer birfday
get busy

Huckabillary and Edvards be toast. Barack attak Iraq in da Whyte houze.

or else Romney the pseudo cheney veeper for McCAIN th-ole creeper,
smokin' da.

Spinach Koosinach getz cooked. He's out!!

[e_dog]

Edvards gets munched!

Get ready VOTE Obama bin Hussein!