Ode: Celebrity Piss Test

[Totenkopf]

O Cup of Feds
receiver of fluids
bodily and unbodily,
sprayed from
a star's shaven
spot, or trimmed
perhaps for post
award-shows soirees,
what secrets your gold
shows, actresses or
athletic urine, liquid
ore for paparazzi mines.
To hold like a Hingus's
emanations, the dewy
piss emergent from
soft lovely labia-- squirt, spurt!
the glory gushing
into each hallowed
toilet of Time.........

[Lightning Rod]

piss off, totenkopf
the bladder can only hold so much
there are websites dedicated to this
the subject of piss

Eva Braun on a glass-top table
trickling ecstasy

you wouldn't shit me wouldja?

[jimboloco]

i don't get it lrod
urine like flynn
or is your chagrin
a grin to prod?

dead head
mind of dread
a ge·nius among us
genii bottled up with admonishments
where is the sanctuary?
broken bottles in thhe alley
pieces for a construction


i oneupped the creatnine flow
left evaporating urine contrails in the sky
before the drunken soi·rées back at the hootch
as buddha fired his ak-47 up into the night
disregarding the hail of wayward spent bullets
that dissappeared in random spray
and prayed as the major said
"i hope you enjoyed your marijuana"
i took a piss and went to sleep
with emergent dreams of scaring angels
Tibetan hingus
and yogam lingus
yabyum meditation
an apparation among the living
without consent
only a dissention
and praise of folly

i said to the mescalero apache
"you wouldn't shit me?"
no, he said
i was his favorite turd

geronimo's revenge

just kidneying

[Totenkopf]

O Ode: CPT. Be not dismayed that a Laureate
could not savor your splendor Aureate

[westcoast]

splendid.

~westie