Identity Theft

[Lightning Rod]

my fondest dream is to be a victim of identity theft
go ahead and take my debts and my criminal record
I want you to
and while you're at it
take my sins and my shortcomings

You are welcome to it all
my grade-point average
and my credit rating
my social security numba
it's all yours,
sucka

[Doreen Peri]

LOL!!!

i love this!

too funny... really good piece

[Lightning Rod]

thank you doreen
I love your avatar, have you been going to the gym?

(your real pictures are much more attractive than the cartoons)

[Arcadia]

don´t worry l-rod, you´re a unique point in the cosmic web! (mmm... I don´t know if this methaphor is precisely-now the adecuated... )

"se los regalo con un moño" we would say here...!!!! funny writing!!

[constantine]

it's like henny youngman - take my identity - please! well done l-rod.

[bennie2]

I take my identity everywhere but it finds its way home.

LR, you're the type of person that all this shit is trying to protect us from. you're the criminal, my friend. we need ID cards and credit checks, retina scans and DNA profiles, rubber gloved finger inspections... all because of you. people like you. why don't you just go and make friends with Allah? get yourself a rucksack...

interesting slant. the people who'd gladly have their ID stolen. ha. what about an ID "thief" who steals someone's ID but ends up being sent to jail for a crime commited and gone unsolved for years by the rightful owner of said ID.