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shake a fist!

Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 12:28 am

i am a Loser
[full stop]

How do i know this?
Because ..
some anonymous [pr] [d]ick
told me so on a public web sight

Apparently, i am stuck up
and think i am better than
everyone else
the fact that i counsel VP's and CEO's
is only possible because
of my big boobs and tight ass
being educated and accomplished
connected and respected
make me a capital "L" loser
a six figure salary means
i must have slept with the food chain
the fact that i actually engage in making my world
a better place through active engagement
in political and social realms
surely indicts me too!!

Such a LOSER!
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Post by constantine » May 3rd, 2008, 12:33 am

the brackets were a nice touch. to hell with the idiota!

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Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 12:37 am

*shakes tiny fist*

yep.

sadly, it was a real encounter...
but, i'm loaded for bear and he's gunna be a rug on the boardroom floor :)

~w

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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 12:45 am

Interesting
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I suppose the less I say
The less I will have to delete.
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Post by constantine » May 3rd, 2008, 12:48 am

too much!!

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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 12:49 am

Yeah :)
That is what I was afraid of.

maybe I should have not used an emoticon there
sounds mocking
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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 12:54 am

I keep a flask of words on my desk
Kind of like a mood ring

Words are such interesting things
no doubt they are things
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Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 12:55 am

lay it on me, brutha ;)

i play with the big boys
and girls..

hit me with yer best shot, baby!

LOL

~westie

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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 12:56 am

I mock you not westie
I have a sick sense of humor
that is all
a genetic defect
the crazy mike effect.

you are far from a loser
you know that
but this is the creative board
we all take poetic license here.
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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 12:57 am

I posted that before I saw your reply
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Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 1:01 am

but this is the creative board
we all take poetic license here.
exactly dear friend :)

let's have fun!

and pass that flask of words you hide in the lower drawer of your desk (what a great expression)

~westie

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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 1:06 am

Please
what ever you do
do not
I repeat
do not
think of a pink elephant
do not
think about
big boobs
and tight asses

I would have shook my booty
not my tiny fist.

are we having fun yet :wink:
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Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 1:07 am

rotflol!

yeah, that's the ticket
next time i'll flash
my fanny


darling, who is YOUR hair dresser
those are amazing curls!

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Post by gypsyjoker » May 3rd, 2008, 1:15 am

There is a good old boy expression "he showed his ass"
Bill Clinton's been doing a lot of that lately

Yeah, nice curls indeed
A man would have to be pretty comfortable in his manhood to wear his hair like that.

I loved that movie, I used to watch it every thanksgiving with my baby sister.
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Post by westcoast » May 3rd, 2008, 1:17 am

yeah it is cool
the first time i saw it i was five
and so freaked out by it
i cried and ate a whole box
of kleenex

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