Where is Koffenweez?

[westcoast]

or whatever his name is. i want to borrow his helmut.

~westie

[mtmynd]

If you find him let him know I'd like to know more about him...

[Doreen Peri]

estieway -

ooday ooyay eakspay igpay atinlay?

ecommendedray atthay ooyay ooday otnay entionmay ethay elmuthay.

istermay eezencoughway aymay otnay ikelay it.

oryay endfray,

oriday angerday

[westcoast]

translation -

yesterday
the ootpik spooked the inlay?
recommend you yodel emotionally at the isthmus.
is your sister easy over and likes it?
orgasmic entropy,
danger pay [!]

____________________________

at this time i am unable to comment on the ootpik.
i can confirm however that there has been no injury or death by yodel
and a thorough investigation is underway
of your sister.

please be aware that danger pay is not required under federal law
regardless of proximity to orgasms causing entropy.

a press conference to update the situation will be called
when there is more to report.

thank you for coming today.

[bohonato]

My sister was once spooked by an ootpik, but she asked me not to talk about it in public.

oops.

Koffenweez. Is that a pokemon?

[westcoast]

ya know... hmmm
maybe i have his name wrong
maybe it's Wheezenkopfh???

in which case
i do apologize
profusely
and yodel politely
at the isthmus
if it will accept
my offering...
however humble

??

[Doreen Peri]

i once got a yoyodel for isthmus.
thanta brought it to me.

[westcoast]

you are dangerously clever!!

[mtmynd]

totenkoph. codpiece avatar.

[Doreen Peri]

no way!

[gypsyjoker]

Westie that is not a helmut

It is fossil, an ancient shark's tooth.
.

I forgot to the latin name for it.

Megadonith bigasssharkrxtinctus

something like that.

I mean, if I mean anything, that I hope I have not misread you and you are talking about totenputz's avatar. I miss that guy, he is been one of my mentors here, along with poor Cecil who I am always misreading too. But he is such a nice guy he always lets me slide. A true gentle man just like LR. So many gentle men here.

And fierce women.

What an Oasis on the web, doreen's garden of delights.

[Doreen Peri]

hahaha.. i love this thread.

it has everything!

codpieces, shark's teeth, helmuts, pig latin, intrigue, so-called gentlemen, fierce women, fiction, fantasy, video games, isthmus toys and more!

[gypsyjoker]

I could continue
typos, mispellings(sick),

and

[Arcadia]

who is Koffenweez?

[gypsyjoker]

wit

and half wits

and

"loveable losers like me.

and honky tonk heroes

like me" wsst texas hemmingway