Sex Is a Joke

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Sex Is a Joke

Post by Lightning Rod » June 8th, 2008, 12:16 pm

sex is a joke
first you have the
buildup flirtation
then the situational foreplay
then the punch line

humor is a substitute for sex
sometimes it's not funny

this is why I'm a comedian
and not a stud or a cocksman
it's a literal substitution
and kinder than sex

there is funny haha
or funny weird
or the kind of funny
where your soul is seared

that's why I'm a dead pan
comedian
sex is just a joke
I would be a stand up comic
if I could keep it up
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 8th, 2008, 12:26 pm

that's what you call cumedy!

is it hard

to write like that?

keep it up, lightning rod!

;)

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Post by Lightning Rod » June 8th, 2008, 12:29 pm

doreen peri wrote:that's what you call cumedy!

is it hard

to write like that?


keep it up, lightning rod!

;)
no, it just cums naturally
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Post by goldenmyst » June 8th, 2008, 12:45 pm

Lightning Rod, your metaphor nails it right on the head. Keep it up my friend. ;)

John

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 8th, 2008, 1:20 pm

Lightning Rod wrote: no, it just cums naturally
Wow! You mean you just spurt this stuff out from the top of your head?

Amazing! You're pretty cocksure aren't you?

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Post by Lightning Rod » June 8th, 2008, 1:47 pm

doreen peri wrote:
Lightning Rod wrote: no, it just cums naturally
Wow! You mean you just spurt this stuff out from the top of your head?

Amazing! You're pretty cocksure aren't you?
I thought this was a family friendly site :lol:
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

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Post by hester_prynne » June 8th, 2008, 3:13 pm

Indeed, sex is comedy....when I look back on past lovers and encounters, (the ones I can remember anyway) I start laughing my ass off.
H 8)
"I am a victim of society, and, an entertainer"........DW

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Post by mnaz » June 8th, 2008, 5:37 pm

Joke must be on me.

Sex always seemed too much like war to me.

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Post by emel.scott » June 8th, 2008, 10:58 pm

Hmmmmm here Rod I'll post a haiku i wrote last week
We should not mind if on our ear there fell. Some less of cunning, more of oracle...Thoreau

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Post by Lightning Rod » June 8th, 2008, 11:49 pm

emel.scott wrote:Hmmmmm here Rod I'll post a haiku i wrote last week
emel, that's the best haiku I've ever read
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Post by saw » June 9th, 2008, 6:30 am

sex should be relaxed enough to be funny, or at least fun....
a nice romp through the sack, Lrod.....
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

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Post by WIREMAN » June 9th, 2008, 3:47 pm

i still miss that ticklish little girl i lived with for 17 years...o how the canyon echoed with her laughter...

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Post by constantine » June 9th, 2008, 4:02 pm

you people know nothing about sex. i'd teach you , but alas i am too tired.

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Post by hester_prynne » June 9th, 2008, 4:18 pm

OH YEAH?
Well constantine....this one is fer you!

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Post by constantine » June 9th, 2008, 4:26 pm

so you're using capitals with me theda. have to listen to the clip when i get on another computer - no speakers at work - the infidels.

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