Heaven Is A Whorehouse

[Lightning Rod]

heaven must be a whorehouse
somewhere just south of via Acuna
where the swindle witness worked for
the authorities in a wistful spring dimension

cactus and poppies succumb to my pliers
a template of loneliness and desire
and cracked up contemplation

I sit at the feet of god every morning
heaven is created like an orgasm at dawn
or in barely conscious realms
that only remember dreams and admonitions.

my soul is a corpse rendered mild
and a palette of colors from the abrupt
to the pastel wanderings of ghost van goghs

Yes, heaven must be South of the Border
and corrupt as my instrument galactic
foul weather and solar storms.
I've got my ticket.

[Dave The Dov]

Say isn't there a musical called "The Best Little Whorehouse in Heaven"????
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Mercedes Benz 770

[Lightning Rod]

devil axed me: "Would your rather go to Hell or Texas?"

like a fool, I picked Texas.

[Doreen Peri]

well, after you spent 5 years in hell, it was the right choice

[WIREMAN]

there's no place like home LRod.....your writing has been like thunderbolts these daze.........

[Lightning Rod]

you are devilish, doreen
I don't know how I fell from heaven to purgatory
but I like it about as much as I like the beach

mark, I'm missin you, buddy. I've got a couple of djembes sittin here. Looks like the next golf game I play will be with Willie.

[Doreen Peri]

well i was just joking
there was heaven... yes

what i don't get is how you're in purgatory and i'm in purgatory but we're in totally different states.

weird.

nice poem

[Lightning Rod]

well i was just joking
there was heaven... yes

what i don't get is how you're in purgatory and i'm in purgatory but we're in totally different states.

weird.

nice poem

Purgatory, like Heaven or Hell
states of mind
no borders or boundaries

I think there is a little motel in Purgatory
the jets in the tub are severe
and the vibrating bed

meet me in Purgatory

[westcoast]

Sounds like Motel 6... got a quarter for the machine?

~westie

[Lightning Rod]

Sounds like Motel 6... got a quarter for the machine?

~westie

I'm saving my quarters for the slots
I'll take any chance I've got

If you want a real laugh
let's check in to the Motel 5 and a half

[westcoast]

yeah, instead of 70 virgins, you get 70 versions of sex in the city....

i'll swing by, got some jam on the sleeve of this complimentary terry cloth housecoat, we can lick it off for lunch.



~westie wild & barefoot in the streets

[Lightning Rod]

westie, if I respond with my usual jokes to these excellent straight lines, I'll be banned.

[westcoast]

i know...

[Doreen Peri]

westie, if I respond with my usual jokes to these excellent straight lines, I'll be banned.

Oh go ahead.

I've never banned anybody

(except the troll)

why would you say that?

weird.

I repeat.

Weird again.

And hell, you're an admin... you could ban yourself if you want to.

You can lick jelly off anybody you want to lick it off.

You can stick quarters in anybody's vibrator too. I don't give a shit what you do.

lol

[westcoast]

LOL

there really is jam on the sleeve of...

oh, never mind!

~ scarlet W