RIP George Carlin

[Lightning Rod]

Carlin was one of my greatest inspirations as a humorist and writer. I'll miss him.

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[gypsyjoker]

damn

me too

"nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special rules" DNA

[bennie2]

aww, man! I was a big fan. alicia (ellipsis) introduced me to him (not personally).

I have a huge collection of his stuff. a very close second to bill hicks.

71? fuck!

a few favourite:

"pre-board? get on the plane before we get on the plane? and that's another thing. get on the plane? fuck you! I'm getting in the plane."

"think of how stupid the average person is. and now think that half of all people are more stupid than that."

"if crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"

"aetheism is a non-prophet organisation."

"i went to the bookstore and asked the lady where the self help section was. she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

a great man along with lenny bruce for finding "the line" and then stepping over it:

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[constantine]

he was the master of observational comedy - he told the truth. a great and disturbing loss.

[Lightning Rod]

I had a ten minute conversation with Carlin some years ago
I was working at a bookstore where he bought obscure books
He called on the phone one day to check on a purchase
I didn't believe it was him at first
but I just had to have a chat with him which of course began with me lugubriously praising his work. He liked that, so we talked about writing and comedy.

[Doreen Peri]

Oh no!!!!!!

when did this happen?

omg, i'm so sad!!!!!

[westcoast]

jeez, god bless him. he defined humour for me when i was growing up.

~westie

[Doreen Peri]

I wanted to marry him. Dammit. My one last hope for love. I'm so upset. I literally have tears in my eyes. I loved him. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. He was too young to die.

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

"We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

"There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

"And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

"Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

"And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.'

"And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' rap on that word. I hope so.

"Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

"But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no.

[judih]

yeah, he passed on sunday.
what a total shit
i've been listening to him on youtube. (thanks youtube)
r.i.p.
fabulous mind.

[Lightning Rod]

"I just wanna be a really filthy old man and get paid for it."----GC

[Arcadia]

was he from the USA? I have no idea of what he was or did, thanks for the post-mortem introduction anyway!!!!! (I´ll watch the videos later)

[bennie2]

lest we forget:

"up on a weather vane they have a cockerel, or a cock, it's the same animal really. you know why they have a cock on a weather vane? because if they had a cunt the wind would blow right through it"
George Carlin

[Dave The Dov]

I saw him perform here in Madison way back in '82. I was sixteen years old and I was blown away!!!! I remember how he said, "They should really call it throw down and not up. Because when you throw up it comes down." Going to miss you George!!!!
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