Energy Crisis

[Lightning Rod]

my friend told me
that he was paying for gas
so he could go to work
so he could pay for gas
to go to work

he should probably get some pigs
and run his pickup on methane
I'm going to start living on wind power
I'll get a propellor beanie
and a pin-wheel
take care of all my energy needs

maybe I'll go solar
or bipolar or take to ethanol
powered by vodka and sunshine
so I can go to work
go to work
go to work

[emel.scott]

I bet you could you could live on wind power you sure do huff and puff enough

[Lightning Rod]

I'm a methane fart alright
have you ever lit farts?
it's an untapped energy source

[emel.scott]

but of course.....i saw this video on youtube where they covered this girls ass with flour and the fart made a puff of smoke...very funny

[Lightning Rod]

first
rule of comedy:

Poot Jokes always get a laugh

[emel.scott]

2nd rule must be then: those whole laugh get judged harshly by anal retentive assholes

[Lightning Rod]

let them judge
it's their burden
like constipation
prune juice or
poetry is the answer

[emel.scott]

OK, my new poopoo haiku is going up on PIB

[Lightning Rod]

poo poo haiku

I think we have a new genre here

the only thing that
does not bore me about the
haiku: brevity

[emel.scott]

good, then here is one I posted before you got there

shit always seeps out
it's better to tap that trunk
when you get the urge

[Lightning Rod]

I liked the poopoo haiku better

[emel.scott]

maybe not anymore I rewrote it already lol