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crap

Post by mtmynd » June 27th, 2008, 11:38 am

crap. holy crap.
how much more
must i endure
before i choke
on all this crap?

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Post by Lightning Rod » June 27th, 2008, 11:45 am

the answer is simple, grasshopper

develop a taste for crap
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Post by Doreen Peri » June 27th, 2008, 11:47 am

crap is a trap
don't take dat shit
get over it


:D :lol:

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Post by hester_prynne » June 27th, 2008, 12:53 pm

Hey I know!
make it into a song!

crappity crap crap
crapola crapola there
crappity crap crap
big turds everywhere
crappity crap crap
poopy doopy doopy do
crappity crap crap
let the universal toilet
flush it away from you
oh la la la la la
bow de oh dough
crappity crap crap
let the shitriver flow....

See?
doncha feel better already!!!!!
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Post by mtmynd » June 27th, 2008, 1:25 pm

dang it, Hes'...
now i really feel like crap!

crap.
enough of this crap.
there's way too much crap goin' down.
it's getting to be one big-ass crappy planet
that is so full of crap
there's no room for the uncrappable.
crap!

((record that 'crap song', would you? it'll sell )) :)

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Post by gypsyjoker » June 27th, 2008, 1:53 pm

the sound of one crapper crapping



Crap is a growth industry

I have heard that we now have strategic crap reserve in case there is another crap embargo.
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Post by mtmynd » June 27th, 2008, 2:18 pm

I have heard that we now have strategic crap reserve in case there is another crap embargo.
holy crap! sounds familiar. did you see that on Crap Broadcasting recently?

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Post by judih » June 27th, 2008, 11:53 pm

hey what comes in goes out
it's a crap green hallelujah explosion!
celebrate Crap Day by eating more fibre
and getting it on!

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Post by westcoast » June 28th, 2008, 12:46 am

Craptacular!!!


~westie

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Post by mnaz » June 28th, 2008, 1:12 am

choking on crap is in style.
it all seems so fresh.
deal with it.

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Post by westcoast » June 28th, 2008, 1:16 am

craps... deal with the hand you're dealt

mixed metaphors?

oh, crap

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Post by mnaz » June 28th, 2008, 12:37 pm

Look at it this way..
At least there won't be a crap shortage.
At least not any time soon..

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Post by westcoast » June 28th, 2008, 12:40 pm

a renewable, low carbon energy source?

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Post by mnaz » June 28th, 2008, 12:42 pm

if only..

(U are so eloquent)

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Post by westcoast » June 28th, 2008, 12:50 pm

lol!

;)

it's my job...

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