Doctah, Please

[Lightning Rod]

They told me on TV
that I should ask my doctor
if my heart was healthy enough for sex

When the doctor told me
"No, you silly fool."
it was no surprise
for years I have known this

This heart has
been broken more times
than Evel Knievel
and has been by-passed, attacked
and transplanted so much
it's no wonder that
it's not healthy enough for love

I'm getting a second opinion

[mnaz]

My heart and mind never seem healthy enough.

I seem to be ok with that.

Sometimes.

[saw]

Lrod, .....would that by any chance have been The School of Heart Knocks?

[Lightning Rod]

this is no joke, you guys
I'm serious as a heart attack

don't worry, I can still get a heart-on

[Arcadia]

I'm serious as a heart attack so, no reason to worry!!

[WIREMAN]

when i can't get a heart on............ shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!