Things that annoy the poop out of me- On Romance

[Lucy!]

Things that annoy the poop out of me- On romance
By Lucy "Depoopified" Torres

1. You space out during our indepth conversations
I know I'm boring but could you act a little?
2. I don't care if you leave the toilet seat up, but could you flush whatever is in there?
3. You think I can't tell you're picking your nose when I'm looking at myself in the passenger seat mirror?
4. I'll shave my legs when you shave yours
5. Your eyebrows should not be shaplier than mine
6. If you are trying to aim for sympathy, try to hide that "I just want you to serve me like I'm a king" look thats plastered all over your face
7. Could you try to be on time every once in a while? I'm sure it wouldn't hurt
8. I actually have feelings. Making plans with me makes me happy
9. Do whatever you want but try not to take advantage of my faux ignorance
10. Patching things up between us does not mean watching Blade on DVD and pausing it every 20 minutes to make out
11. I am open and liberal, but alone time with you does not mean you grilling me about my past sexual experiences
12. Toss me the ear plugs when you do your rendition of any Mariah Carey song
13. I don't care if you can't dance, its nice to dance with you no matter what
14. If I straighten my hair any time we go out, that means I am much more into you than usual- get the hint and make a move!
15. I'm a writer. Sometimes I like being completely alone and in silence. I'm not ignoring you
16. I'm a weakling for a sentimental man- if you cry, I'm yours
17. When I play "Light my Fire" thats exactly what I want you to do
18. If you don't like something that I've said, tell me instead of moping around talking about me under your breath
19. I am not flirting, I am nice to everyone
20. I like hugging in public, is that so bad?
21. I think your jokes are always funny even when no one else thinks so. Why don't you believe me?

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