routine #26

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routine #26

Post by constantine » July 18th, 2008, 10:20 am

i know a trick or two, ducky
some would call it seduction
i call it style and good taste
learned this one from omar sharif
no shit,
i call it routine #26
"i only have eyes for you"
check it out
i'm at a party or the laundromat
maybe a poetry reading
sitting between multiple females
talking in triplicate about
hegel and kant about
matisse and picasso about
poochie and puff-puff
i don't have to say a word
through gesture, eye contact, facial expression
i create the illusion
(now get this!)
of avidly listening, of actually
caring about whatever the hell
they have to say!
then
if i'm lucky
i'll get some

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Post by Arcadia » July 18th, 2008, 10:26 am

uuhh... you´re dangerous, constantine!!!!!!! :lol: :wink:

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Post by constantine » July 18th, 2008, 10:28 am

i'm a hell of a nice guy arcadia. you can trust me.

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Post by judih » July 18th, 2008, 10:28 am

routine #26
a newly unearthed secret
bottled and sold in the finest studios
all previous routines pale in compare
what you can't see makes all the difference

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Post by constantine » July 18th, 2008, 10:31 am

thanks judih. my financial advisor is working out a franchise deal.

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 18th, 2008, 10:40 am

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Post by constantine » July 18th, 2008, 10:43 am

we be slick.

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Post by Doreen Peri » July 18th, 2008, 10:46 am

mais oui, monsieur

heh


hey dino... funny poem... really cute!

just coincidentally saw that ad on tv only minutes after reading your poem and somehow thought it fit so i searched it out on youtube and voila!

;)

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Post by mnaz » July 18th, 2008, 11:12 am

Why didn't I think of that?

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Post by SmileGRL » July 23rd, 2008, 4:19 pm

he listens with his eyes
painting picassos
while puff puffing
to multiple ladies
in laundromats
just in case
he gets some
whatever the hell
that may mean
i've always wondered
what washing machines
have to say about all that

:mrgreen:

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Post by constantine » July 23rd, 2008, 4:38 pm

your poem's cool.

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Post by SmileGRL » July 23rd, 2008, 4:39 pm

so are you mr. micky mouse constantine who writes reality like a fly on the wall of a bar... 8)

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Post by constantine » July 23rd, 2008, 4:42 pm

i am a participant observer. there's a little bit of routine#26 in me - but usually i'm pretty sincere.

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Post by constantine » July 23rd, 2008, 5:07 pm

what's this mickey mouse stuff supposed to mean?

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Post by saw » July 23rd, 2008, 5:40 pm

who is this new mouse named "micky"...surely we have a copyright infringement with the real mickey mouse...leaving out one letter will
not suffice to appease the Disney Attorneys....even if this new micky mouse is only a fly on the wall .....and not a mouse at all......

about the poem....there is more here than teases the eye with the obvious explanation.....this poem to me, is open for many interpretations which marks your work, not just here, in a most positive fashion....

you have a way of allowing the reader his imagination.....nice work
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

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