Girl Next Door

[Lightning Rod]

Girl Next Door

all she wanted was a hubby and a hobby
and then she wanted a different hubby
and a hobby that would get her more hubbies

her hobby was hubbies
but after all the hob-nobbing and hub-bubbing
all she wanted was a hobby and a hubby

[mnaz]

love this one...

all he wanted was a bird and a bard
and then he wanted a different bird
and a bard that would get him more birds

his bard was for the birds
but after all the bird-bath and bardot
all he wanted was a bard and a bird

[Lightning Rod]

mark, you have annihilated me here
I can barely get to the keyboard laughing so hard, and I work from the floor
I hope nobody else responds to this post
because yours is perfect