super robot girl

Honoring Constantine Pantazonis - RIP 6/16/14
Forum rules
To honor our site members who are no longer with us.
User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 12:36 am

duly noted, super robot girl. my bad.

User avatar
Super Robot Girl
Posts: 17
Joined: July 5th, 2008, 2:47 pm

Post by Super Robot Girl » July 31st, 2008, 12:38 am

I am programmed to eliminate lying one lie at a time.

Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. constantine.

Carry on.

User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 12:40 am

that's another fine mess you got me in, les. this planet sucks out loud. got a light?

User avatar
Les S. Amore
Posts: 68
Joined: August 26th, 2004, 9:15 pm

Post by Les S. Amore » July 31st, 2008, 12:42 am

constantine wrote:that's another fine mess you got me in, les. this planet sucks out loud. got a light?
do you mind a kitchen match? I'm old fashioned.
va va voom

User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 12:49 am

flame on! let's get drunk and be somebody.

User avatar
Super Robot Girl
Posts: 17
Joined: July 5th, 2008, 2:47 pm

Post by Super Robot Girl » July 31st, 2008, 12:51 am

The massive Andromeda galaxy (aka M31), is speeding towards us at a rate of 120 km/s.

Soon, our two galaxies will collide and begin the lengthly process of merging together.

Tomorrow I will reveal a plan to gather human beings like yourselves and transport them to Andromeda to work with me to help the merge happen more smoothly.

The new galaxy will be called Milkdromeda.

You both can have an important role in this most important upcoming universal event.

Tune in tomorrow for further information.

Tonight, I must remove my mercurial shield and temporarily disconnect.

Keep your matches lit. Get drunk if you must, as you are human, but whatever you do, the lying must cease for the sake of the planet and the universe.

Good night.

User avatar
stilltrucking
Posts: 20646
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas

Post by stilltrucking » July 31st, 2008, 12:57 am

Let's flame on
Let's piss on small fires
Les you got such a cute little inky dinky butt
I never get tired of seeing your ass.

Be they silicon or carbon based
just remember this
they got to know their place
we got to keep jumping on their balls.

Sorry les
I know it fucking hurts
you doing the best you can with it.
Last edited by stilltrucking on July 31st, 2008, 12:58 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 12:57 am

sweet dreams super robot girl. milkdromeda? how about oscalium? or perhaps bovex?

User avatar
stilltrucking
Posts: 20646
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas

Post by stilltrucking » July 31st, 2008, 12:59 am

sorry I back edited my post after you replied Les, I was going to say that before you replied, I guess I was hoping you would let this one slide, it was such a cool poem. But you know if you got to lift your leg, well a man has to got do what we do best...

sorry constantine
I got no cools

I was waiting for this to happen

good night
Last edited by stilltrucking on July 31st, 2008, 1:02 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 1:01 am

i forgot to ask if we get paid by the hour or the parsec.

saw
Posts: 8694
Joined: May 23rd, 2008, 7:32 am
Location: B'more, Maryland

Post by saw » July 31st, 2008, 10:33 am

dino...true planetary patriots do not require any kind of compensation
no they revel in their inalienable duty to protect the earth from lying
terrorist shapeshifters......only super robot girl can lead us to the
promised land....fembots are supremely qualified....may the alien
phernomes be with you !
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

User avatar
constantine
Posts: 2677
Joined: March 9th, 2008, 9:45 am

Post by constantine » July 31st, 2008, 10:44 am

what's a few bucks to super robot girl? she's good for a five spot at the drop of a proton.

User avatar
Terri
Posts: 251
Joined: March 11th, 2008, 9:39 pm
Location: dayton oh

Post by Terri » July 31st, 2008, 11:50 am

Coming in from planet Ovaltine, oh my brothers, where Bobby D sings Mack the Wife to Super Robot Girl at the Korova Milk Bar--no good, though, she won't lend him a dime, she knows he's a big fat liar.

SRG, I really want to have an important role in this most important upcoming universal event.

No lie. I can bring Ohio Bluetip matches, if that'll help?

User avatar
Arcadia
Posts: 7964
Joined: August 22nd, 2004, 6:20 pm
Location: Rosario

Post by Arcadia » July 31st, 2008, 12:43 pm

Futurama in the fifties??? funny!!!!! :lol:

saw
Posts: 8694
Joined: May 23rd, 2008, 7:32 am
Location: B'more, Maryland

Post by saw » August 2nd, 2008, 8:42 pm

terri, super robot girl it not attracted to either of the sexes that most
of us are familiar with, so don't expect some cushy insider job, ain't gonna happen...sorry to break the news to you....of course you could become a transgenderedalienhuman-omnisexgoddess, but it's a dangerous operation without any scientific data to support whether
you could win her over.anyway ...but it's rumored it been done on
Planet Ovaltine several times and the finished product is irresistible....
best of luck.....
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading

Post Reply

Return to “Constantine”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests