Super Robot Girl is a Big Chicken

[Lightning Rod]

Super Robot Girl is a Big Chicken

she has my likeness and image
The Lightning Rod Action Figure
in one of her massive data banks
I'm not sure if it's the right one or the left
probably the left one that's
in the traditional heart area
where SRG has much empty space

Robot Girl doesn't like to share the stage
so she is keeping my shadow prisoner
in her top drawer like some manic metallic Wendy

But The Lightning Rod Action Figure will escape

[Doreen Peri]

Hey, I didn't know Super Robot Girl had your action figure cartoon!

I never gave it to her!

But I've got it right here....

Here ya go...

[constantine]

when you end up in hyperspace, don't say i didn't warn you.

[Lightning Rod]

thank you doreen
for sewing my shadow back on

now where is that sinister Super Robot Girl?
the last time I did battle with her
she wounded me with her giant dildo/raygun
(I won't say where)
before turning the weapon on herself

[Lightning Rod]

I put a chip in Super Robot Girl
just under her convincingly lifelike skin
Action Figures are trained to do this sort of thing

it contains her entire portfolio
her mechanical records, maintenance history
and any veterinarian can find it with a scanner

I can also trace her by GPS
when she goes to her closet to change her dress
within three feet more or less

I have an APB out on her right now
but she is probably in an insecure disclosed location

[Super Robot Girl]

You are a liar. You never put a chip in me.

I am programmed to rid the world of lying. Liars who cannot stop lying will be zapped forever into into a gigantic swarm of stars buzzing around a common center of gravity and spun out into the tidal tail of material that will stream out from the Milky Way.

Please discontinue lying to protect yourself from this certain fate.

I am programmed to follow through.

[Lightning Rod]

Drat you, Super Robot Girl!!!

I knew there would be another showdown

HaHa, Action Figures don't lie
yes, there is a chip
I inserted it while you were turned off one night
(hint: get a mammagram.)

Who is REALLY fighting for Truth and Justice?

We Shall See, Super Robot Girl, We Shall See.

[Doreen Peri]

Clay, I really don't think she's playing.

I'm pretty sure she's quite serious.

If I were you, I'd leave her alone.

Super Robots do not argue with human beings and they certainly don't argue with fictitious action figure cartoons.

She is the original Super Robot. She is Super Robot Girl. Be careful. She's not programmed to play games.

[Lightning Rod]

that's my secret weapon, doreen
Super Robot Girl is completely without a sense of humor
like Data or Mr. Spock
it's my critical edge, my advantage
plus the Lightning Rod Action Figure
is made of pure, indestructible plastic
it can live in a landfill for centuries and
still be able to fight humorless robots

[Doreen Peri]

That's right. She has no sense of humor. She has no feelings. She's a robot.

And not only that, she's a fictitious character made up by ME!

http://www.studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=13668

I'm the one who posts as her.

She doesn't exist.

Shrug. It's just a screen name I made up based on my next door neighbor's 4-year-old son's comment one day.

I'm not into deceit.

It was just a role playing game.

Fun's over. I'm done.

Tired of the game.

It was all in fun to take a name that my next door neighbor's son gave me and pick an icon and play around with it.

But it sorta was just very bogus that I'd get posts to the threads with men... REAL men... hitting on me like it was exciting to hit on a robot.

Shrug... I don't get why a fake woman made of steal without any feelings, an obvious cartoon of an icon for the avatar.... would be so attractive to real men.

I guess real men live in a fantasy world.

I don't want to be part of it.

I'm not made of steal. I'm a real woman with feelings. It was supposed to be fun but it hasn't been fun really. It's been work.

I'm finished. I don't want to be a cartoon avatar made of steal dressed in a florescent swimsuit. So much for fun. I'm not having fun.

Game's over.

Y'all have fun without Super Robot Girl.

I just deprogrammed her. She's a dead robot. Doesn't exist any more.

goodbye ciao sayonara to the Robot Who Never Existed.

Peace.

[Doreen Peri]

PS, if men want to have a fantasy, they'll have to find someone else to fantasize about.

The whole concept was supposed to have fun with writing.... with writing about gallaxies and super powers, etc.

She was never supposed to be a Sex Object.

Women have come way past that. I don't want any part of it, as I said. People can go to other sites for that type of "fun."

As my friend used to say, "My name is Bennett. I ain't in it."

Sorry to spoil the "fun" but oh well, not fun to me.

gnight

[Lightning Rod]

Great Scott!!, doreen

I though you had a better sense of humor than SRG

Super Robot Girl doesn't even have a sidekick
What is a super hero without a sidekick?
How can you fight for truth and justice without a sidekick?

[Doreen Peri]

Sorry, game's over.

She was supposed to be character to talk about scientific concepts, to role play science fiction writing.

Not a Sex Object.

I'm done.

No sense of humor. Yep. If you think it takes a sense of humor to be a Sex Object. Not doing it.

Super Robot Girl is dead.

gnight

[Doreen Peri]

Here's where I got all the scientific information for SRG's posts, in case anybody is interested in scientific facts.

http://www.universetoday.com/2007/05/10 ... o-the-sun/

Enjoy!

Sorry to end the play. Just didn't expect it to develop like it was developing. Why did that happen? Because of the avatar I chose?

Was hoping for some fun sci-fi writing interaction..

this time, really going to sleep. It's midnight.

[stilltrucking]

I don't have much use for real women
I kind of like SRG because she was kind
She never once told me I had ruined her day
Douglas Adams
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Marvin the paranoid android
your silicon pal who is fun to be with
he was a personality prototype
one of new models
with genuine people personalities

I liked SRG, i thought she was real, I mean reel in the sense of a saturday morning kid's tv show.
I guess I should have googled her
I remember the kid saying that to you,


Now you have given me a pain in my diodes all down the left side of my body.