Man Walks Into a Bar Jokes
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Man Walks Into a Bar Jokes
Ok, I know some of you have a 'Man walks into a bar' jokes
let's hear them.
Here's my first one:
Guy goes into a bar
he sits down next to a semi-blowsey 40 year old woman
She's not too bad looking, they start a conversation
She asks him if he has ever done a mother/daughter fuck?
He says, 'No'
"Well are you interested?"
He's thinking, "She's not too bad, but I'll bet she has a hot daughter."
He says, 'Sure.'
They go to her house.
As they walk into the door, she shouts out, "Mom? Are you awake?"
let's hear them.
Here's my first one:
Guy goes into a bar
he sits down next to a semi-blowsey 40 year old woman
She's not too bad looking, they start a conversation
She asks him if he has ever done a mother/daughter fuck?
He says, 'No'
"Well are you interested?"
He's thinking, "She's not too bad, but I'll bet she has a hot daughter."
He says, 'Sure.'
They go to her house.
As they walk into the door, she shouts out, "Mom? Are you awake?"
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queer walks into a bar
he has a little dog
he puts the dog up on the bar
the bartender says, "who is this?'
the queer says, "this dog can give the best head in the world."
bartender: "I don't believe you."
queer says, "Come out back and I'll show you."
they go out back and the bartender unzips
the dog just sits there
bartender wiggles it
then the queer turns to the dog and grabs the bartender's cock
and says, "Ok, I'm only gonna show you how to do this one more time."
badaboom
he has a little dog
he puts the dog up on the bar
the bartender says, "who is this?'
the queer says, "this dog can give the best head in the world."
bartender: "I don't believe you."
queer says, "Come out back and I'll show you."
they go out back and the bartender unzips
the dog just sits there
bartender wiggles it
then the queer turns to the dog and grabs the bartender's cock
and says, "Ok, I'm only gonna show you how to do this one more time."
badaboom
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a woman at the end of the bar. The man says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer and I'd like to buy a drink for the douchebag at the end of the bar. The bartender says, "OK, but you shouldn't talk to a woman like that." The bartender asks the woman what she would like. The woman says, "I'll have a vinegar and water."
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....
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a man walks into a bar with a giraffe. The giraffe sits down by the bar and goes to sleep. the man says, "can I have a pint please?" the barman says, "hey! you can't leave that lying there!" the man says, "it isn't a lion, it's a giraffe."
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a man walks into a bar and says, "ouch", it was an iron bar.
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a muslim, a jew and a christian walk into a bar together... talk about ethnic diversity!
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a man walks into a bar and says, "ouch", it was an iron bar.
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a muslim, a jew and a christian walk into a bar together... talk about ethnic diversity!
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All I can say, doreen, is that you obvously have never eaten a pussy that had been douched in vinegar and water. Hardly good taste. (badaboom)doreen peri wrote:Not the man walked into a bar jokes I've known. None of them were in bad taste. Even the vinegar and water one isn't in bad taste. It's funny!
Here's one...
Man walked into a bar with a pelican on head. Bartender says, "What can I do for you?" And the pelican said, "Get this man out from under me!"
Here's my variation on your joke:
Cop walks into a bar with a pelican on his head. Bartender says to the cop, There is a pelican on your head. The cop just looks stupid. The pelican answers, "No, I've got a cop on my tail."
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ok, you inspired me bennie
here's one that I did write:
Muslim walks into a bar
sits down next to an unveiled woman
can I buy you a drink?
yes, what are you having?
I don't drink, I am a muslim, we do not partake of alcohol.
what are you doing in a bar then?
just trying to pick up girls
oh, and I have a bomb strapped to my waist
your place or mine?
here's one that I did write:
Muslim walks into a bar
sits down next to an unveiled woman
can I buy you a drink?
yes, what are you having?
I don't drink, I am a muslim, we do not partake of alcohol.
what are you doing in a bar then?
just trying to pick up girls
oh, and I have a bomb strapped to my waist
your place or mine?
the muslim was there because the joke wouldn't work if I'd said "a jew and two christians..."
I like the dog/blowjob joke.
I like the dog/blowjob joke.
haha...! great!ok, you inspired me bennie
here's one that I did write:
Muslim walks into a bar
sits down next to an unveiled woman
can I buy you a drink?
yes, what are you having?
I don't drink, I am a muslim, we do not partake of alcohol.
what are you doing in a bar then?
just trying to pick up girls
oh, and I have a bomb strapped to my waist
your place or mine?
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