$19.95

[Lightning Rod]

anything you want for $19.95
sexual enhancement, $19.95
remove unwanted hair, $19.95
make anything stick to anything, $19.95
till your garden in style, $19.95
solve any household problem, $19.95
buy gold coins with copper pennies, $19.95
find your soul-mate, $19.95
stick a switch or caulk a tile, $19.95
DVD's of the Best of Jesus Christ, $19.95
pocket organizers and leather bags, $19.95
give your pet a manicure, $19.95
synthetic vaginas and penises, $19.95
satisfaction guaranteed, your money back, $19.95
if you order now we'll throw in, at no extra cost, $19.95
call this number, have your credit card ready, $19.95
sunglasses, hearing aids, miraculous plant foods, $19.95
true love, spiritual peace, die happily in your sleep, $19.95
learn how to conquer the market and work from home, $19.95
high-tech tweezers and space-age combs, $19.95
pay no attention to the pitchman's abrasive voice, $19.95
slide your card and take your choice, $19.95
true love, spiritual peace, die happily in your sleep, $19.95

[hester_prynne]

aint it the truth!
I think you covered everything too.
I suppose you want 19.95 now....

really enjoyed this read
H

[judih]

can i get 2 for 38?
i'll take the happiness and instant karma special
money back in this lifetime or the next.

[Lightning Rod]

thanks, hest
just a whimsy
I left the TV on last night
woke up to Billy Mays selling something
his voice is worse than a nagging wife
so I wrote this
I was going for the universal....haha
everybody has been annoyed by Billy Mays

(I may show up in your office soon. Do they give mental disability?)

[Lightning Rod]

money back in this lifetime or the next.

I think this is the promise that our government is giving us when they buy 700 billion dollars worth of bogus paper.