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Post by Doreen Peri » October 19th, 2008, 3:03 pm

she's a blatant
bigmouth blabbering bitch
an incessant outa line whiner
a seriously psychotic snark,
a downright dreary dominant
queen of the rag
a hostile hoodrat whore

she's fucked all your friends
oh yeah, word up!
she's an uncool slut

she'll rub your back
and cook you steak
she thinks she's da shit
and she ain't.

she's a self-proclaimed
holy mother of the universe,
a grumble goddess, a curse.
she got diarrhea dribble lips –
she's a frigid flip,
a brazen bubble brain,
an intolerant ignant
a nasty nose nuisance!

someone oughta slap her fast
fuck her in the frickin ass!

bitch about this bitch about that
machine gun rat-a-tat-tat
dis bitch she's a guitar outa tune
steppin' hard on the
wah wah wah wah

blah blah blah blah blah
shut the fuck up

she probably chews
with her frickin mouth open
.
.
.

dp.10.19.08
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Post by Arcadia » October 19th, 2008, 3:26 pm

wow!, impressive hostility rant, doreen!!!!! :shock:
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Post by Doreen Peri » October 19th, 2008, 3:34 pm

thanks arcadia

self loathing is my most endearing quality

lol ;)
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Post by Lightning Rod » October 19th, 2008, 3:36 pm

if I comment on this, I'll catch shit no matter what
so, I'll just say, "I read it"
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

The Poet's Eye
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Post by Doreen Peri » October 19th, 2008, 3:40 pm

thanks for reading it

to know me is to love me
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Post by Lightning Rod » October 19th, 2008, 3:52 pm

doreen peri wrote:thanks for reading it

to know me is to love me
especially in the biblical sense
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

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Post by Nazz » October 19th, 2008, 11:27 pm

blatant bigmouth blabbering is not necessarily a bad thing in these times. seems to come with the territory. seems to challenge the territory.
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Post by Doreen Peri » October 20th, 2008, 10:18 am

mnaz... really? cool!

and just when i was trying to learn to restrain myself

thing is nobody likes a bigmouth right? but bitches don't care about popularity so it doesn't matter to us, er i mean them ;)

heh

(thanks for reading)
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Post by mousey1 » October 20th, 2008, 11:24 am

Bitches are testy
but they're also zesty
and some are just plain cool!

Besides bitch is in the eye of the beholder
so if I, for instance, stay away from the mirror
I can go on forever not disdaining a fool! :P

Loved this poem, Doreen. Sooooo funny.

We really need to laugh at ourselves (with love of course).
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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Post by diesel dyke » October 20th, 2008, 11:29 am

nice work doreen 8)

izzy says everything reminds me of someting

even so

the poem

reminds me of a santayana quote about dignity
which reminds of a niezsche quote about manure

dueling quotes :roll:
"We are made to be immortal, and yet we die. It's horrible, it can't be taken seriously. —ianeskimo"
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Post by RJ » October 21st, 2008, 8:02 am

I just had a chance to sit back and sip on this one, this is lyrically sound. "Queen of the rag" - I love it :lol:
"A good piece of writing is never finished, only abandoned."
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Post by SmileGRL » October 23rd, 2008, 5:07 pm

heh...doreen, my "darling" in laws think i'm a selfish, silly, lazy, crazy, big mouth, multi-colored brastrap showin, tattooed, green toenailed, micro managing bitch...so...nice to know i'm not alone out there...hahahaha :mrgreen:

oh ps. don't forget godless and finger licking...heh
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Post by goldenmyst » October 23rd, 2008, 7:10 pm

Doreen, shout it out Sistah!!! More power to ya! Now I'm hiding back in my corner. hehe

John
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Post by hester_prynne » October 28th, 2008, 1:58 am

halleluyeah!
digthacrazybitch...
struck a chord!
H 8)
"I am a victim of society, and, an entertainer"........DW
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