Modern Ten Commandments

[Lightning Rod]

Modern Ten Commandments (imagine David Letterman)

Thou shalt not have sex with a celebrity or an athlete and then cry 'rape.'

Honor thy basic food groups (pizza, burgers, fries, beer)

Thou shalt not have an erection that lasts more than four hours without calling thy doctor.

Thou shalt not max out thy credit card calling porn numbers.

Honor thy gas guzzling SUV, for it gets you to the job you hate every day.

Thou shalt not eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Just take George Bush's word for it. (or Fox News)

Thou shalt not enter the hot tub with thy neighbor's wife unless thy neighbor is out of town and there is no chance of getting caught.

Thou shalt not take it in the vein.

The Rebublicrat Party is a jealous party, thou shalt have no parties before it.

In fact, thou shalt not party at all, go to church.

[mnaz]

and...

thou must always agree with deficit-spending, lying, corrupt war profiteers (or else thou doth not support the troops).


Pretty good list here-- to the point-- though #7 seems to contradict #10 a bit...