SUPPORT ROODY GIULIANNI FO' PRESIDENT!
BRING DOWN THE US IMPERIALISM TO DO SO GOTTA TAKE IT FURTHA.
FOUR MORE YEARS O BUSH!
HURRAY FOR ALL THEE WARZ.
Giulianni For Prez
Giulianni For Prez
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.
deadline poet | posted November 8, 2007 (November 26, 2007 issue) The Nation
Rudy G. Responds to Accusations of Using Phony Statistics
Calvin Trillin
"Giuliani's Prostate Cancer Figure Is Disputed"
--Headline in the New York Times
Again, our Rudy G.'s been busted.
(Statistically, he can't be trusted.)
His numbers told such whopping lies
You'd think he might apologize.
But he'd see that as weak and vile.
Apologizing's not his style.
No, being wrong ignites his powder:
He'll say he's right, but say it louder.
And so he did. Supporters cringed.
Our Rudy's tough, or just unhinged.
deadline poet | posted November 15, 2007 (December 3, 2007 issue) The Nation
Pat Robertson, Protector of Traditional Family Values, Endorses Rudy Giuliani, a Serial Adulterer...
Calvin Trillin
...Who's Pro-Choice and Does Not Think That People Tolerant of Gays Should Be Destroyed by Hurricanes or Other Natural Disasters
Do politics mandate strange bedfellows? Sure.
So Pat's for a person whose views he'd disparage.
Yes, politics mandate strange bedfellows--sure.
However, where Rudy's concerned, so does marriage.
deadline poet | posted November 1, 2007 (November 19, 2007 issue)
The Nation
The Nicest Republican
Calvin Trillin
The nice vote goes to Huckabee.
No other is as nice as he.
He leads a decent sort of life.
He's married to his only wife.
His kids, we'd bet, still speak to him.
He's courteous, but isn't prim.
A cheerful fat man who got lean,
He's not vindictive, rude or mean.
Of course, he thinks our way's been lost:
Abortion is a "holocaust"
And evolution's just a myth
(The apes are not his kin or kith)
And what the Bible says is true.
The Earth's not old. It's rather new--
Six thousand years, from Eve to present.
He's wacko, sure, but he's sure pleasant.
Rudy G. Responds to Accusations of Using Phony Statistics
Calvin Trillin
"Giuliani's Prostate Cancer Figure Is Disputed"
--Headline in the New York Times
Again, our Rudy G.'s been busted.
(Statistically, he can't be trusted.)
His numbers told such whopping lies
You'd think he might apologize.
But he'd see that as weak and vile.
Apologizing's not his style.
No, being wrong ignites his powder:
He'll say he's right, but say it louder.
And so he did. Supporters cringed.
Our Rudy's tough, or just unhinged.
deadline poet | posted November 15, 2007 (December 3, 2007 issue) The Nation
Pat Robertson, Protector of Traditional Family Values, Endorses Rudy Giuliani, a Serial Adulterer...
Calvin Trillin
...Who's Pro-Choice and Does Not Think That People Tolerant of Gays Should Be Destroyed by Hurricanes or Other Natural Disasters
Do politics mandate strange bedfellows? Sure.
So Pat's for a person whose views he'd disparage.
Yes, politics mandate strange bedfellows--sure.
However, where Rudy's concerned, so does marriage.
deadline poet | posted November 1, 2007 (November 19, 2007 issue)
The Nation
The Nicest Republican
Calvin Trillin
The nice vote goes to Huckabee.
No other is as nice as he.
He leads a decent sort of life.
He's married to his only wife.
His kids, we'd bet, still speak to him.
He's courteous, but isn't prim.
A cheerful fat man who got lean,
He's not vindictive, rude or mean.
Of course, he thinks our way's been lost:
Abortion is a "holocaust"
And evolution's just a myth
(The apes are not his kin or kith)
And what the Bible says is true.
The Earth's not old. It's rather new--
Six thousand years, from Eve to present.
He's wacko, sure, but he's sure pleasant.
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
well, it would be a worst case scenario
and so ya think that making things worse will hellp?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic
does it really work like that?
if things get so revolting, we will revolt?
or we could have a synthesis ongoing in the direction of extreme rabid reactionary militarism, suspension of righhts, the ascendancy of authoritarian power, executive priveledge, without social benefit, except for a reinforcement of elitist economics.
and so ya think that making things worse will hellp?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic
does it really work like that?
if things get so revolting, we will revolt?
or we could have a synthesis ongoing in the direction of extreme rabid reactionary militarism, suspension of righhts, the ascendancy of authoritarian power, executive priveledge, without social benefit, except for a reinforcement of elitist economics.
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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had been plannin' to vote fer Ruddy G. but now 'fter hearing this song, methinksw might could change vote to Ron Paul.
had been plannin' to vote fer Ruddy G. but now 'fter hearing this song, methinksw might could change vote to Ron Paul.
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