Banned Practice

[Lightning Rod]

the flute players were always the best kissers in the band
their lips were supple and quick and they knew how to tongue
but the oboe players gave the best head, their jaws were strong

piano players had to seduce you with their eyes
you couldn't see their hands, only feel them

violinists play more
with the ear than the
fingers or the bow
violists play low and slow

only dykes play brass
but I have fantasies about the tuba player

sure, saxophones are the sexiest instrument
a woman on tenor makes the hair stand up on my......
imagination

all bass players should be ladies
they understand the earth and the bottom

but when they sing
when they sing

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listen to lightning rod and his All-Girl Kazoos

[westcoast]

a sensualist's delight


~westie

[Lightning Rod]

the band bus was the best